Catherine Hall @curiouscat83
Perpetually unimpressed and just slightly bothered Joined November 2014-
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You know you're getting old when you teach your students the word "wrinkles" and one student says, "Oh, like the lines on your forehead?" ..Yes, yes, like that 🙄
What I needed to fall asleep when I was younger: a bed What I need to fall asleep now: earplugs, an eye mask, a white noise machine, lavender pillow spray, multiple pillows, melatonin, the AC on the exact temperature I like, and sheets with a decent thread count. #adulthood
When I don't wear makeup and wear braids, people always think I'm 16 years old. Yes, this has happened multiple times. Now I'm old enough that I'm not mad about it
PSA: You can and will get sun burnt when it's cloudy. First sunburn of the year 😭
My students are putting on the play "Three Billy Goats Gruff" in drama class. When asking them what props their characters would need, they all agreed that the goats need umbrellas to protect them from the sun 😂 Posh Chinese Billy goats
Shopping in China...
Told my bf that the Rock Hall was in Cleveland and he was like... wow, it's in CLEVELAND?!? I thought it would be somewhere better like New York...All those famous musicians came to CLEVELAND for their awards?
Went to the doctor for a sinus headache. He took one look at me and was like, your whole body is misaligned, your neck is stuff, you need a chiropractor...I'm officially out of my prime
Am I the only one who gets really into watching YouTube videos about super random topics? Today I watched two documentaries about the Cirque du Soleil, last week it was about living in Antarctica, the week before it was watching people hike the Pacific Crest Trail
I'm a "liberal arts" teacher which means this week I'm teaching a lesson on beekeeping🤨 hmu if you know things about bees
Can't watch TV past 8pm without falling asleep. Is this what aging does to people? 😭😭
Went to a city with a subtropical climate. Came back with legs covered in unidentified bug bites, mask and body soaked in sweat, skin one shade of red darker... I need to get to a cold climate asap
Temperature: 70 degrees I am wearing a t shirt and flowy pants to work. Coworker: You dress like you are on vacation in Hawaii Me: I would never wear this many clothes in Hawaii. Other coworker: Has the literal space heater on. Why am I the only one profusely sweating?
It's that time of year in China where the men start walking around with their shirts showing off their bellies, also known as the "Beijing Bikini" (pictured below). For me, it's that time of year where I can't go anywhere without sweating through all my clothes and my mask 🙃
I can't stress this enough: From the top down, if the people responsible for today's events face no consequences for what they've done, the next time will be much worse. If a political line is crossed, either enforce its existence or accept that the line no longer exists.
no greater or more precious bond in this life than the one between people who don't want their pickle and people who want an extra pickle
You haven't hit rock bottom until you have thrown up INTO your mask. Day-after-Christmas hangover is real
Joe Brenny @joe_brenny5638
97 Followers 517 Following I have learned that people will forget what you did, people will forget what you said, but people will never forget how you make them feel.
L Grandey @LoganGrandey
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🌸 María Alejandra.. @mariacarapaicav
12 Followers 277 Following Ucevista | Como los grandes escritores, me gustaría empezar mi historia con un viejo cuaderno de cuero y un título respetable.✨
Nizet Emilie @Emilski_
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Karo James @Incredible_Karo
627 Followers 5K Following I'm an aspiring software developer and I learn to write codes on a daily basis
Alonso González @AlonsoG08222590
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Hamada ~ #Gaza @ll_2005
932 Followers 5K Following *We can not fight for our rights and our history as well as future until we are armed with weapons of criticism and dedicated consciousness. #Gaza #Palestine
Antara @SacredEnneagram
2K Followers 4K Following You are so very sacred! Do you know that the fundamental forces and patterns of creation also exist in you? 🌻❄️🙏
Enneagram 4 Confessio.. @Enneagram4confe
684 Followers 1K Following Random thoughts, musings, and confessions of a Christian Mystic Enneagram4. INFP SO/SX Instagram: hallwaysoftheheartandsoul Personal: @zgriffin23 he/him
Suey @Sueyyyyyyy
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Armchair Philosopher @TheAxPx
1K Followers 3K Following Honest conversations about faith, doubt, disbelief, hope and everything in-between hosted by @SeanNarrates.
Henry Williams @aroadcalledhope
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Warwick Knight @JrWarwick
2K Followers 3K Following Just someone trying to brighten up the world, one smile at a time. Local awkward bloke. Age 22 Autistic. Dungeon Master
Claire @clairefro_16
81 Followers 148 Following
Emma @emmamcgorray
557 Followers 1K Following Social psychology PhD candidate @NorthwesternU & alumna of @KenyonCollege. she/her
Engaging Apps for ICT.. @edtech4ict
280 Followers 4K Following Engage every student! All the best formative assessment apps rolled into one. Free. https://t.co/9Ff3BDnpGz
Jesse Tatum @idkmybffjesse
41 Followers 188 Following
strong.female.lead. @itsmestephyb
60 Followers 137 Following movers and shakers don’t sit ladylike • God’s girl • #NeurodivergentSquad • sp 4w5 • “Zillenial” • Creative • Romans 12:15
changjoyce @joycechang3388
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Grady Rains @GradyRains
50K Followers 879 Following Dad, Golfer, Gamer | Forbes 30 under 30 | Former: NRG Exec Producer | Founder/CEO Full Squad Gaming | NFL
Nicki Hurst @nickihurst19
33 Followers 348 Following Musicians.... What they sing, what they do, how they dress, where they go, who they do. 😍
Laura Hall @MadameHall217
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Katie Dunn-Rankin @KatieDR96
112 Followers 402 Following My senior year of high school, a number of people voted me "most humorous." (Two. The number was two.)
eric heald @EricHeald
488 Followers 1K Following Eric Heald (Chaotic Neutral) Drums @tunnelsongs & various other projects
Kori Tarkon @K_fly_on
50 Followers 69 Following my life does not belong to me, but to the one who died on the cross for me
Jess @dinosaursrawr54
191 Followers 373 Following
ぷたたか @bybay_by
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Jared sparks @SparksJared
235 Followers 602 Following CLE, Lifting, Respecting Women, Hoopin, Friends & Family
Megan Kurz @megankurz11
88 Followers 97 Following If there is a most awkward person contest, i will win it
hei-demons, it's me y.. @H_2Olander
276 Followers 740 Following she/they // long days and pleasant nights
Karen Schultz @kschultz2495
120 Followers 244 Following
Gaëëël @AreUGaga
127 Followers 376 Following I have a masters degree in overthinking - Dramaqueen and queen of drama - Former Miss Arkansas
Nick G @nglavan256
182 Followers 927 Following a semi spicy tamale. i live at a constant negative six and a half. he/him
David Lenahan @David_LendAHand
190 Followers 311 Following Strong, independent, career-driven, and looking for a small town man to teach me the true meaning of Christmas
allison⸆⸉ @allison_beer
187 Followers 155 Following argumentative, antithetical dream girl #CLE | senior designer @Little_Jacket | she/her
AFS Intercultural Pro.. @AFS
17K Followers 697 Following AFS is a global network of organizations that provide study abroad programs and intercultural learning opportunities.
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
Chris Buckley 儲百�.. @ChuBailiang
175K Followers 3K Following New York Times reporter covering Taiwan and China from Taipei. 紐約時報記者
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
Enneagram 4 Confessio.. @Enneagram4confe
684 Followers 1K Following Random thoughts, musings, and confessions of a Christian Mystic Enneagram4. INFP SO/SX Instagram: hallwaysoftheheartandsoul Personal: @zgriffin23 he/him
The Narrative Enneagr.. @NarrativeEnnea
4K Followers 121 Following An educational nonprofit dedicated to transforming lives and creating a more compassionate world since 1988.
1984’s George Whore.. @EwdatsGROSS
135K Followers 2K Following unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity
Ali Wong @aliwong
163K Followers 628 Following
Enneagram Type Four @Enneagram4Facts
5K Followers 33 Following Infotainment for Type 4s, + EnneaThoughts™️ (latter c/o Enneagram Institute). Find your type at https://t.co/it85I7nITQ. Read pinned tweet/thread.
Antoni Porowski @antoni
519K Followers 438 Following All things food and then some on Queer Eye. Co-founder @YummersPets. My new cookbook LET'S DO DINNER is out now 🙌🏼.
Owl! at the Library �.. @SketchesbyBoze
228K Followers 2K Following quality tweets for the old soul • fairy-tales, beauty, wholesome whimsy • @wren_and_paper & Dickens lover • • https://t.co/mKWlgWgxuj
Claire @clairefro_16
81 Followers 148 Following
Rachel Held Evans (19.. @rachelheldevans
143K Followers 8K Following Author: Inspired, Searching for Sunday, A Year of Biblical Womanhood, Faith Unraveled, What Is God Like?, Wholehearted Faith. Accounts managed by @danieljonce
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Gungor @gungormusic
51K Followers 89 Following Psychedelic Gospel Music. New album “Love Song to Life” is out now!
Natalia Cohen @EyeoftheNomad
2K Followers 584 Following Travel, Adventure, Wellbeing, Movement, Making a difference & Enjoying the Journey. Inspirational Speaker | mindset coach ✨ Rowed the Pacific @coxlesscrew
James @CaucasianJames
1.4M Followers 787 Following i’m going to be the first nurse to make it to the nba
Christine Sydelko @csydelko
689K Followers 1K Following I like retweeting people who are smarter and funnier than me (she/her)
Matthew Vines @VinesMatthew
22K Followers 915 Following Author of 'God and the Gay Christian.' Executive Director of @ReformationP.
Bahamas @BahamasMusic
21K Followers 98 Following 6th studio album 'Bootcut' out Sept 15th, 2023. Tour dates on sale.
SAM SMITH @samsmith
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Saugatuck Brewing Co. @saugatuckbrew
7K Followers 1K Following Great Beer. Every time. We craft consistently true-to-style beer. From traditional to experimental, we strive for perfection in every pour. #HeresToHappy
L Grandey @LoganGrandey
199 Followers 3K Following
Jesse Tatum @idkmybffjesse
41 Followers 188 Following
strong.female.lead. @itsmestephyb
60 Followers 137 Following movers and shakers don’t sit ladylike • God’s girl • #NeurodivergentSquad • sp 4w5 • “Zillenial” • Creative • Romans 12:15
Fortune Feimster @FortuneFeimster
234K Followers 642 Following My new Netflix special ‘Good Fortune’ is now streaming 🔮 Come see me perform standup live on tour!
Brian Salcedo @brisal2396
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Matt Corby @MattCorby
91K Followers 674 Following Welcome to Rainbow Valley, the home of all Matt Corby stuff. New track 'Desert Land' out now.
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
3.0M Followers 3K Following Male Model. BARELY ALIVE TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Julie Rodgers @Julie_rodgers
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Katie Dunn-Rankin @KatieDR96
112 Followers 402 Following My senior year of high school, a number of people voted me "most humorous." (Two. The number was two.)
Saturday Night Live -.. @nbcsnl
3.4M Followers 694 Following The official X of Saturday Night Live. Watch on @nbc and @peacock. Streaming next day on Peacock.Hey Cleveland friends: (& non-Cleveland friends, a lot of these orgs have sister-orgs in cities all over) globalcleveland.org/how-to-help-re…
edgar allan poe is always assuming you know the same people he does. “a maiden whom you may know by the name of annabel lee” first i’m hearing! “the rare & radiant maiden whom the angels name lenore” bro i have not had the honor!!!
Really mind-blowing how hard society works to convince us that wanting to be happy as an adult is a radical idea
Why does capitalism hate single people so much? (This is not the setup for a joke, unfortunately)
Do you know what Hypernormalization is and why it is likely what a lot of us are experiencing at the moment? It’s largely a term used when people in larger society are aware that the system they live in isn’t working but are pressured to just continue to function like normal.
We lose the habit of reading because we’re afraid of wasting our time. We think we need to be productive and “on the go” at all times. But people are not machines, and you are nourished by naps and fiction and basking in sunlight, no less than by food and drink.
manifesting italy in pretty sun dresses with the love of my life, coffee shops and the sea and the sun and flowers
I’d take an immigrant over an American MAGA supporter every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
The precise moment my soul left my body and ascended to the enlightened realm. Angels wept. Doves chirped. John Legend and Michael Buble duetted and their heavenly voices broke the heaven internet. It is truly an honour to know such incredible, strong, badass women.
The perks of being a bookseller.
Very lesbian of me to download Bumble after moving across the country with the goal of “being casual” and “not having expectations” and then fall in love with the first woman I met
One of the best things I learned for myself over the past years is that you don’t have to be skinny to be in shape.
the killers me every night at like 10pm 🤝 i’m going to bed and my stomach is sick
had a dream i was drinking loads of coffee (and i HATE coffee) and i’ve woken up feeling proper sick as if i was actually drinking it🤢
“No one goes to the library anymore” is the laziest assumption. Library use is going up, not down. People under forty use libraries in massive numbers. Libraries have become essential, all-purpose community centers.
i haven't checked in with my emotions for a while (we love compartmentalizing, don't we folks?) so honestly i don't know how i feel about anything that's happened since like 2018 and frankly that's none of my business
I think about this tweet at least once a week
we were driving yesterday & i pointed at the mountains in the sunset & said “beautiful” and he said “what?” and i said “the mountains in the sunset. it’s beautiful.” & he looked at them for like half a second & went “yeah” in an empty sort of sad way. wear your fucking masks.
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