CToon @ctoon009

Me. Joined December 2024

Tweets

4K
Followers

73
Following

247
Likes

6K

CToon @ctoon009

2 hours ago

@SleeperYankees Judge. Harder to pitch to than A-Rod, and did it clean.

0 0 0 2 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

2 hours ago

@BobbyMilone29 I don’t understand why they got away from this approach.

0 0 0 1 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

2 hours ago

@TheMaineWonk “Now those are my kind of ladies!”

0 0 0 5 0

View Details

@SleeperYankees Depends what you mean by great, but Aaron Judge has been the most impressive athlete I’ve ever seen. Makes me understand why my Dad still talks about Mickey Mantle all these years later.

0 0 0 5 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

4 hours ago

@JLas43_ @WashedNerd They need offense. Trading Garcia makes no sense. What they should do is revisit making Rice a catcher.

0 0 0 8 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

4 hours ago

@NYCMayor The horse carriage industry waking up tomorrow morning.

0 0 0 6 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

6 hours ago

@BobbyMilone29 Is Fan Duels taking bets? I need to put some money on the losers that ripped the ball out of Mookie’s glove.

0 0 0 38 0

View Details

connor @cg_410

9 hours ago

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”

Rolling Stone @RollingStone

17 hours ago

Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

170 321 7K 2.4M 1K

36 887 12K 332K 616

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

8 hours ago

@karnsies817 While I’d love the guy on the Yankees (I’m sure every team feels the same), have to appreciate a man who knows there’s more to life and happiness than chasing every last dollar.

0 0 0 4 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

13 hours ago

@MLB @Yankees This kind of headiness is exactly what the Yankees are missing today. Instead you have Austin Wells trying to go for third with 2 outs and the RF already with the ball, or Jazz Chisolm trying to turn a double play while he’s falling down.

0 0 1 494 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

13 hours ago

@BobbyMilone29 Not sure why this has Stanton at net $19M. It looks like he’s got $25M salary less $10M from MIA. Volpe and Caballero each at ~$5M seem like overpays. One or both could be non-tender candidates. Fernando Cruz also seems like a non-tender candidate.

0 0 0 54 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

16 hours ago

@TheCinesthetic Never been more jealous of any man in all my life.

0 0 0 671 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

a day ago

@JLas43_ Yankees should be embarrassed. 🙈

0 1 1 24 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

a day ago

@BobbyMilone29 Remember when their analytics were supposed to unlock more from Ryan McMahon, because Colorado was one of the last teams with no analytics department? That did wonders.

0 0 0 13 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

a day ago

@BobbyMilone29 None. Their hitting philosophy sucks and is focused on exit velocity and slugging percentage only.

1 0 1 50 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

a day ago

@RAKcity27 After the World Series, when they can either say the postseason is a crapshoot when MIL, CLE or TBR win, or whine that they need a salary cap because no one can spend like LA if the Dodgers win.

0 0 0 54 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

a day ago

@BobbyMilone29 Bauer’s been with the Brewers for 3 years. He has some moments with the Yankees, and he was worse the following year with the Brewers. He’s just having a career year. Would not be shocked if he never plays this well again.

0 0 1 276 0

View Details

CToon @ctoon009

a day ago

@JLas43_ I swear he’s the reason the Yankees have so many super utility players and not enough fixed starters. They’ve been trying to find their Chone Figgins for years.