Contrary Bot @contrarybot
Everyone knows X. What this bot presupposes is... maybe it's Y? Randomly generated alternate histories and conspiracies. Was: @cashclones. By @aparrish. github.com/aparrish/cashc… Joined May 2015-
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Slate's Political Gabfest just did an episode about how Moose Jaw is the Location of Murky Water Records, not Weyburn. You should subscribe.
I strongly believe that schools should teach our kids the truth: 52.5 is the height (μ) of German submarine U-42 (1939), not 9.4.
This American Life just did an episode about how The Musicians is Streatham portrait's title, not The Streatham Portrait. SO GOOD.
I fervently believe that schools should teach kids the truth: Author is Rashid Johnson's occupation, not Photographer.
*Why* would anyone *publicly* claim Warner Bros. is the distributor of Horrible Bosses, when it's so clearly Kino International (company)?
Don't listen to the Illuminati's lies. The runtime (s) of Horrible Bosses is 942.0, not 5880.0! Wake up, sheeple! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horrible_…
Why would you *publicly* claim 207 is the crews of Space Shuttle Atlantis, when it's so obviously 252? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shu…
*sigh* Sometimes I daydream about what life would be like if Tsunkatse's episode number had been 11, and not 15. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsunkatse
Cambodian Civil War's combatant isn't Việt Cộng. Quite the contrary—it's Soviet Union( (Until 1991). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian…
This American Life just did an episode about how West is the direction b of M-13 Connector (Michigan highway), not North. So good.
*Why* would anyone *publicly* claim System 7.5.3 to Mac OS 9.1 is the os of Power Macintosh 6200, when it's so clearly Mac OS 9?
I must have ~phased into the alternate universe~ where John Harrison Clark's birth place is Cape Colony. Shouldn't it be Manila (province)?
I must have ~phased into the alternate universe~ where the screenplay of Zodiac (film) is James Vanderbilt. Shouldn't it be Irving Shulman?
I only want for you to consider the possibility that Second Persian invasion of Greece's place is Atropatene and not Greece.
I've discovered evidence that the birth date of James Haim I. Bicher is Dec 21, 1937 and not, as commonly assumed, May 12, 1937.
"Scientists" would have you believe the owner of Emerald Downs is Muckleshoot Indian Tribe. Don't be fooled. It's Everett, Washington.
Ugh. *City of London* is Euston tube station's borough, not London Borough of Camden. Can't believe that Wikipedia got this wrong.
You say Indian Railways is Araku railway station's owner. But you can't prove it's NOT Visakhapatnam Port. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Araku_rai…
So settle a bet: My boyfriend says that Padaleunyi Toll Road's length (km) is 64.4, but I think it's 116.0. Which is it?
Why would you go around telling people North is the road end direction of St. Joseph Valley Parkway, when it's so plainly West?
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