Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse
whimsical purveyor of dread, polycrisis actor, psychopomp, poor man's bodhisattva Joined December 2020-
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IT HAPPENED 🍔👑
The Burger - King matchup goes to Jake 🍔 A 3-run whopper to the bullpen!
who’s worse, the freaks that work on political campaigns or the freaks that work in media?
If you’re really fucked up over someone and you discover the term “limerence” it’s completely over for you. Genuine cognitohazard for anyone with poor emotional regulation skills and a maladaptive attachment style. One of the closest things we have to a real-life madness rune
Horacio Elizondo contó su versión de los hechos, sobre la tarjeta roja que le mostró a Zinedine Zidane en la final de Alemania 2006: "Vi que Materazzi no se levantaba, así que detuve el juego y empecé a correr hacia él. Mientras corría, le pregunté al primer asistente: '¿Qué pasó?' Él respondió: 'No vi nada'. Lo mismo dijo el segundo asistente. No sabíamos qué había pasado". "En ese momento, Medina Cantalejo, el cuarto árbitro, me dijo: Zidane le dio un cabezazo a Materazzi. En medio de todo esto, pensé: Estos tipos no vieron nada, y parece que el público tampoco, por la televisión no lo sabré. El cuarto árbitro dice que es tarjeta roja, así que sacaré tarjeta roja, pero necesito hacer algo para que el mundo entienda por qué". "Empecé a hablar con el asistente, fingiendo que sabía algo. Quería que esta "actuación" sirviera para que la gente entendiera que estábamos tomando una decisión. Le dije: "Faltan diez minutos, mantén la concentración". Luego me giré y le mostré la tarjeta roja a Zidane". "Tenía curiosidad por ver la reacción de Zidane y si se defendería. Pero cuando me vio corriendo con la mano en el bolsillo trasero, empezó a quitarse el brazalete de capitán. Así que pensé: "Listo, ya está", y empecé a relajarme un poco". "Cuando estaba por escribir su nombre en la tarjeta, Zidane me tocó el hombro y me dijo: "Tranquilo, la tarjeta roja es correcta, pero ¿no oíste ni viste lo que pasó antes?". Le dije: "No, ¿qué pasó?". Pero él simplemente me dio la espalda y se fue".
The machine turns the left into zombies against their own. Now they’re going after their own talent. This is the guy who helped elect Zohran against a serial sexual harasser backed by the Democratic Party just a few months ago. If it takes an accusation against someone else for y’all to do this, then your entire project is in jeopardy. You don’t stand a chance against the machine.
The Intercept: The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) circulated a letter calling on candidates and elected officials to refuse to work with the consultants who handled Graham Platner’s campaign “We, the undersigned, call on DSA candidates and elected officials to no longer
She's sublimating her animosity for the servant class into more socially permissible gender animosity, and she should be held in contempt for both.
This stuff is so depressing to me. Women aren’t born knowing where the tomatoes are. I’m sick of cutesy commentary about male incompetence.
you're laughing. my firstborn son, baegel targaryen, my everything, was lightly toasted by way of dragon and you're laughing.
Imagine Ben Shapiro dirty talking “You would classify yourself as naughty, correct?”
Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind
I accidentally stumbled on Romanian tiktok and it was a kid dancing while saying Ukraine is a bunch of insane Nazi psychopaths doing ethnic cleansing and it had over 60,000 likes and pretty much nobody disagreed in the comments. The USA is so brainwashed it’s unreal.
Dudes used to launch piss missiles from 30 yards out just for the love of the game.
I feel so sorry for people who are just getting into soccer recently like bro this is the worst era of the sport you missed EVERYTHING.
white guy asian wife ez
What's the most right wing interracial coupling in the USA
Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump
Magnum x Maison Margiela
Cigarettes are actually so back. You knew who never quit on em in the first place? Asians. They knew this whole time that they were back
Instead of taking responsibility and asking why voters completely rejected their preferred candidates, they smear the voters. Elite media thinks people vote based on character and not policies that improve their lives
the final stage of being a man is understanding your father
He was so right about the bar for being smartest in the room is low af in the league because for weeks we’ve heard nba players tell us how hundreds of millions of dollars isn’t enough money… meanwhile I’ve never once heard any of them mention any of this shit lol.
Jaylen Brown says he used the NBA Players Association instead of hiring an agent for the NBA Draft because they're paid to help players “When I entered the draft, I didn't have an agent. I'm probably the highest picked selected ever that didn't enter with an agent. When I was
Here’s a local small business owner with deep roots in Maine who I think could replace Platner, though I’m admittedly only in the middle of vetting him
A candidate had a two-year gap on his resume. I asked him about it. He said he'd taken time off to care for a terminally ill parent. I smiled and told him that shows incredible empathy, resilience, and dedication. I assured him those are exactly the soft skills we value in our leadership track. He looked visibly relieved and thanked me for being so understanding. I nodded and concluded the interview on a warm note. Then I opened our applicant tracking system and selected "Reject" from the dropdown. People who've dealt with real life-and-death stakes rarely panic over a missed deliverable. We can't have that in the company.
Boys find out at around age 14 that they aren't competing with other 14-16 year olds but the entire male population
As a teenager I had a vague feeling in my gut that grown established men 2-5x my age were threatened by me. Turns out it’s a universal experience because boomers really do carry insane levels of hate/paranoia if you’re not a woman or foreign.
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