matt lynch @colonelmortimer
Video store dirtbag. Inexplicably member @seattlecritics, co-host of @SuspenseKills podcast and @PhysicalViva on YouTube. letterboxd.com/colonelmortimer Seattle Joined August 2009-
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Mostly liked the new APES, with a few big reservations.
Has taken me an hour to get through 24 minutes of the newest Ghostbusters.
That very severe woman sitting next to Andy Samberg on the Mulaney thing tonight clearly not having a good time, was that a famous person or just an annoyed regular degular lady?
Like I know all the print scans going around out there aren't necessarily representative of the initial intended look, but man they are so much fun to watch.
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I can’t believe I’m now the guy who says such things, but I cannot WAIT to get to the gym tomorrow.
@colonelmortimer Same! One of if not the greatest “sequel” in history. Love FOR A FEW so so much.
@MollyL @colonelmortimer I found the actual answer: youtu.be/E5rAVchwbe8?si…
I watched ARGYLLE for the same reason maybe there's some terrible lesson here.
THE FOG (1980, dir. John Carpenter) 35mm scan drive.google.com/drive/folders/…
@colonelmortimer Agreed. I didn’t love the twist, or perhaps how long they played around it, but after watching the whole season, I would watch a second a season of the show it ended up being.
@colonelmortimer You’re the Michael Jordan of guessing plot twists
Watched about 20 minutes of GO (1999) and that’s enough of that I think
@colonelmortimer I saw it pre-screening for a festival and was really bummed at how bland it was. Felt very paint-by-numbers.
@colonelmortimer Thankfully my girl Marcie sleeps quietly on her bed on the floor, but with company I know it would get complicated
@SuspenseKills Oooh nice! Just rewatched RUNAWAY earlier this week!