The Twins nearly lost Byron Buxton to a bratwurst in Milwaukee and we absolutely would have closed the border to Wisconsin if it happened
56
407
4K
621K
161
Download Video
@cjzero @tylermason21 Minnesota sports avoiding this happening means some much worse karma is on the way
@cjzero Check for suspicious bets on the sausage race!
@cjzero He would have won ESPN for at least a month if he had torn a ligament
@cjzero @HockeySheWrote "Brewers Sausage Race Injury" would have been right on brand
@cjzero @drewmagary Did he injure himself going back into the dugout?