A banter outcome would be the European Court of Human Rights overturning Rishi's generational tobacco ban on the basis of ageism.
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@cjsnowdon @MrHarryCole Given yesterday's decision I can see an opening for thousands of NHS patients successfully claiming the NHS has adversely affected their right to life.
@cjsnowdon That isn't how human rights works in practice.
@cjsnowdon I expect BBC news to give us live coverage of both the first supervised tooth brushing session under Labour, and the last fag smoked following the rule's implementation. Hopefully performed by the same streetwise 7-year-old.
@cjsnowdon Every child can dentify as an iPhone user and learning maths is against their human rights