There is $10,000,000 stuck inside of your laptop right now, you just need to figure out how to get it out.
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@chloe21e8 Apparently asking nicely isn’t it. Feeding it me paychecks isn’t it. I’m at a loss, am I really going to have to try?
@chloe21e8 I will sell my laptop to you for $2,000,000. You can then get the $10,000,000 out! You have 5x ROI! Deal?
@chloe21e8 If you press the little plastic buttons in the right order it’ll light the dots up top in the right way, which will get you a Ferrari. But be careful: if they light up in a very specific wrong way you’ll go to jail.
@chloe21e8 A cellphone has a sh1t ton of compute too not to mention you can hook it into nearly infinite online resources.