Temu Freddie Mercury Retrograde @charcoochery
follows/retweets ≠ endorsement. 🏳️⚧️ he/him/silly mans. black lives matter. Joined June 2015-
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If you wanna be a silly goose and go around putting googly eyes on stuff as a date, my DMs are open
Me and whomst
me everyday
Just landed at Fort Johnson. We got a week of prep and then we go into the box for 2 weeks. Then a week of pack out and head home. Let the countdown begin
This is Moong. He rang your doorbell because he has an important package to deliver. Which is him. 13/10
Sometimes Elmo is happy and sometimes Elmo is sad. But all the time, Elmo is Elmo and that is amazing! ❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing
@TateNews_ yeah, you traffic them
I was absolutely gagged — drag queens are athletes and no one can tell me otherwise
I was absolutely gagged — drag queens are athletes and no one can tell me otherwise
Getting up from the fruiton to take a banath
Getting up from the fruiton to take a banath https://t.co/zEDTFBOoQi
BREAKING: The Department of Labor has raised the overtime threshold. The new rule says that everyone who makes under $58,656 and works over 40 hours a week must be paid time-and-a-half. That increases the threshold dramatically from $35,568. substack.perfectunion.us/p/the-departme…
I now fully understand why when some folks in high stress positions retire, they just work at Home Depot or something
Wargaming the day before we leave for JRTC? Fantastic.
They 420T MOS is starting to look really appealing tbh
I still feel poopy but I can breathe out of my nose today so there’s that
My head is pounding, I’m congested af, and I’m exhausted. I was getting out of breath just walking from one room to another today. I took my NyQuil and I’m about to shower, use my neti-pot, then go to bed. Hoping I feel better tomorrow.
Owner couldn’t find his cat so he looked out the window and..
How audacious of my nose to be both runny and stuffy at the same time
He wear my clothes
ND Kirsch 🌻 @ndkirschmann
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The Goat Path @goat_path
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Tammy Smith 🌈🌻�.. @MG_SmithT
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Jim LaPorta @JimLaPorta
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Shannon @shay3322
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Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain
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Uncle Traveling Jake @midwesternexile
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schmidcathrine.bsky.s.. @SchmidCathrine
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haley @yelahaustin
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Ada 🍭 @Ada__S7778
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Chris 💖💜💙 @GawkingGeek
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Danielle @Ltdans_sealegs
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Kara @QueenOfManeuver
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Hillary ❤️ @callmehila301
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Fizzy 🦄🌻 @unicorn_fizzy
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𝓚𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 @rawrritskatie
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persephone. @sunfloweryella
3K Followers 739 Following be careful who you give those midnights to. she/her. 🏳️🌈
Barbi 💕 @tsprada3671793
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Barbi 😈 @tsprada5196045
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Amarah Worlow @worl_ama
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Ved @vedantvedantved
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Stephanie Dawn 🖤 @sviekman
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Travy Haqqani @travy
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Cathy Marcello @Cathy_Marcello
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Doris Raleigh @Dorisqj_Raleigh
8 Followers 477 Following Gathered on the site of girls from all US states 😽 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting Nudes in profile! Watching this https://t.co/BpzWgRH4B5
DarthOrchidMantis @DarthOrchid
152 Followers 861 Following 18+ only. She/Her/They Bi 32 Spicy sassy milf, siren, shitposter, Stoney gamer, maker of cute bondage gear and just a chubby wholesome Appalachian weirdo nerd.
Amy @nieves38amy
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Serafino Rocco Accinn.. @SerafinoAccinni
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ND Kirsch 🌻 @ndkirschmann
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The Goat Path @goat_path
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Tammy Smith 🌈🌻�.. @MG_SmithT
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rogue alpaca @LtCatra
7K Followers 254 Following lighthouse enthusiast. lover of nintendo & iced coffee & haiku. army officer. 🏳️🌈🐊
handsome animal @noodletwoone
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Blondie Actual @cpt_blondie
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper
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Quickdraw @_quickdraw
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Shannon @shay3322
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Destiny is tired of y.. @Destinysraven
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Dan Kim, new cat dad @danielmkim
20K Followers 3K Following He/him. Appa. Former infantry person. Current food/wine person. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. The Confederates were all traitors
Charlotte Clymer 🇺.. @cmclymer
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fka ceejay @justaCJthing
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(Kat)harsis @AnyAFKat
816 Followers 345 Following Morally Grey Villainess | Tweets about adventure, climate, books, and healthcare | DOCTOR (of Physical Therapy) | Mishaps common My spirit animal has rabies.
Dis @DisneyNCO
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Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain
18K Followers 5K Following not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Dad to a toddler who loves TV shows I hate (except Bluey) | views are my own, not DoD.
Bexas Hold ‘Em @justabonelady
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𝓚𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 @rawrritskatie
2K Followers 2K Following • your resident elder emo • heavy/nu metal enthusiast • dog mama🐾• part 𝐠𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐲• ✨fueled by 𝒞𝒶𝒻𝒻𝒾𝑒𝓃𝑒 & 𝒜𝓃𝓍𝒾𝑒𝓉𝓎 ✨
𝙿✨ @alwayssbitchy
9K Followers 4K Following 👑 of the side-eye | FL landscaper🪴| mental health advocate 🧠 | alt: @pisforpetty | ca$happ: $sweeetp1124 | #DGL #EndTheStigma
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320 Followers 308 Following You should never ever doubt what no one is sure about.
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6K Followers 7K Following Thick. Rich. Protective. Shake well. politics. football. filth. Tyrant Hive
Travy Haqqani @travy
175 Followers 468 Following Cyclist, traveller, cook || Right thoughts, right words, right actions || 🇺🇸 || He/Him
haley @yelahaustin
18K Followers 365 Following you might as well follow me and get it over with | @hxleyaxstin 🥰
Danielle @Ltdans_sealegs
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Ved @vedantvedantved
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St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals
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a crab raccoon @raccoontshirt
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Tom Porter @TomPorterDC
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(EC’s Version) @emmaclaire_z
846 Followers 459 Following in my own little world. maybe one day I’ll get my shit together. ♍️☀️♋️🌑♑️⬆️ she/her
Kim Wexler's Ponytail @MadisonKittay
11K Followers 4K Following #BidenHarris2024 #TeamPelosi Okinawan-American Democrat. Terrifying creature. Snitch tag = Automatic Block Crypto = Automatic Block@charcoochery @tvpoqueen First of all.. how dare you Second of all.. that’s very fair
@charcoochery First of all.. they’re not a goose unless we say so. 😂
Oh obviously fit check 💅🏼💅🏼
We on some Resurgence/CoD for a bit! Come vibe 😈 Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
@erika_doom This was so specific and I wish I couldn’t read
Documents are in the mail can I get a hell yeah in the chat
I am encouraging everyone to stop listening to Joe Walsh. I have tried my best to talk to him about anti-trans harassment, and it goes in one ear and out the other. I have had so much patience, and he remains willfully oblivious. Don't listen to this hack. He doesn't care.
Stop for a moment and imagine any other group of college students harassed & threatened like this for the past 7 months. Any other group. Imagine it was black students targeted like this. Or transgender students. Or Muslim students. Just imagine what the reaction would be.
Chicken bacon ranch quesadillas were the right call for dinner 😮💨
Coming out of depressive episodes and doing something as simple as cleaning up my eyebrows gives me an unreal amount of joy when it’s done
Ive been fighting the VA on an increase in my disability rating since 2019 and they JUST APPROVED IT HOLY SHIT
@charcoochery Bestie I was v concerned for a second
We told you at the very beginning when they were defacing posters of Israeli hostages and yelling at random Jewish Americans walking the street that these "pro-Palestinian" people were just Hamas defenders that hate Jews.
Clear support for Hamas in the center of @Columbia campus @CU_JewishAlumni @YunaLeibzon @CampusJewHate @ShirionOrg @ShanyGranot @StopAntisemites @EllaTravelsLove @DavidM_Friedman
Small progress. Need to get night stands & some shelves to put my trinkets on.
@charcoochery Looks like the bingo card is the universe telling you to get a pet tattoo.
Taiwan’s president congratulates Taiwanese queen Nymphia Wind for winning Drag Race thepinknews.com/2024/04/21/dra…
A Sunday morning of coffee, reading, and kitty snuggles 🥰
My toxic trait is missing a part in my show, rewinding it, and then picking my phone back up just to miss the same part again.
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