charlemagne @charIiemagnes
former schizophrenic, current Prophet Joined March 2014-
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crash (1996)
i’m going to be quite frank with you all, i’ve honestly given myself until age 28 (Maybe 29) to write a hit comedy television series or bestselling novel or something like that, otherwise it’s over for me
called in “sick” to work, now doordashing a 99 party bucket for a late breakfast
2 natty daddys in and i’m already talking my roommate’s ear off about Limp Bizkit and the historical and social impact of the woodstock 1999 performance of break stuff
in honour of Charlie Day’s birthday today, i am finally ready to confess to you all that i did, in fact, name myself charlie after charlie kelly
marnie michaels they could never make me hate you
does anyone else remember the flour bluff silly bandz epidemic of 2010-2011
hiiii, you aren’t psychotic. That’s not even a real thing. You are being bitten by bugs, gangstalked, poisoned, tracked, hunted, tormented by a cruel and hateful god AND you are doing your absolute best. You need more drugs and more alcohol. You are perfect as you are.
if i was any fictional character i would be mary alice young or michael berzatto (i am deceased from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head before the plot even begins)
just remembered that i am dust and to dust i shall return :/
sushi restaurant i’m eating at is playing the song Trebles Finals from the hit film Pitch Perfect, what a world we live in
are you guys seriously telling me that the main character of that fuckass h*zbin hotel is named. charlie morningstar. of all the names in the world they somehow picked. my name. are you serious. i’m fucking suing
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taxi driver (1976) dir. martin scorsese // jemima kirke’s instagram story (2022)
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Everytime I see this I gotta watch it 20 times
Is the eclipse looking like this for anyone else?
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Charlotte: Agent Cooper and I are trying for a baby. Miranda: I’m just trying to figure out who put a fish in my percolator! Samantha: Ladies, the only fish I’ve caught has been down by One Eyed Jacks. Carrie: .siraP ot gnivom si giB
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