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leave the lights on… #big12champs #congrats #hookem @TexasWGolf @TexasMGolf @TexasMTN
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Burnt Orange and Green Jackets 🤘 #HookEm | @TheMasters
Kim Mulkey drew up a better defense for the Washington Post than she did for Caitlin Clark
I’ve been looking at Rodney Terry for two years now, wondering who he reminded me of. Well played, Jack.
I’ve been looking at Rodney Terry for two years now, wondering who he reminded me of. Well played, Jack.
Cosmic Cowboy Jerry Jeff Walker was born on this day in 1942. He first appeared on ACL with his running buddies the Lost Gonzo Band during the 1976 debut season, in an episode that debuted the future ACL theme song “London Homesick Blues."
She’s half your age, she’s blind, and you’re her teacher. And apparently you’ve been letting her palm your head for so long that now she thinks you look like Andre Dawson on steroids. Not cool, man. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/hello…
Nolan Ryan’s ERA was 3.09 the year the White Album came out. It was 2.91 the year Nirvana released Nevermind.
Texas Men’s Swimming and Diving has won EVERY SINGLE Big 12 Championship there has ever been in Swimming & Diving What a way to exit the Conference!!! #ThisIsTexas #HookEm
I can’t recall the last time I was so concerned about the US energy trajectory, as major utilities maneuver for mass gas capacity expansion in the face of load growth. Unless course is changed, US 2030/2035 GHG goals are effectively dead. (1/10)
"You see that?" “The blonde with big titties?" “No, Snake, the extra defensive back they just sent in. Jesus Christ."
On this day in 2012 the greatest quote in bowling history graced our ears Remembering "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!" trib.al/vWbqmBN
When asked to pick home and road uniforms, the 70s Astros replied "We'll wear this sweet bastard every day and you'll fucking like it."
"Spider, I just saw your new football card." "Cool! Am I tackling someone or intercepting a pass?" "No, I think you were drinking Tang through a giant bendy straw or some shit."
ludacris is almost certainly the only person who has performed at the super bowl and traveled to space in a nos-powered pontiac
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933 Followers 883 Following Army vet |College Football media| Avid Texas longhorns fan 🤘 #HookEmLet’s keep this failed organization off the UT campus.
Over the last few days, Texas DPS has remained on standby in order to assist the UT Police Department with maintaining the peace on the UT Austin campus. Today, DPS personnel provided support with the on-campus protest as requested. There were no arrests made by DPS personnel.
People are free to do whatever they want, and I’m free to think they’re stupid.
If big 12 is a colorado player I’m going to jump off a cliff
🚨BREAKING🚨 There will be multiple cover athletes “Each cover athlete is a current college football player who plays in a different power conference.” Sorry coach Saban. Ea plans to release gameplay and also “feature information in their May update” extrapointsmb.com/p/heres-know-e…
Texas once again wins a Big 12 series after dropping game one . 😂🤘🏻
Wow. The game is over!! Texas wins game 3 12-10 in 7 innings. Massive series win for the Longhorns!!!
BALLGAME AND THE SERIES! Your Horns hit six homers to beat OU, 12-10, in seven innings! #HookEm
Student broadcasters were locked out of campus radio facilities of KRFH Humboldt. Defiant, they snuck out equipment beforehand anticipating this repression and continue to broadcast from an undisclosed location. ✊✊✊ #FreePalestine
@AdamLowisz @elonmusk @CollinRugg What does this have to do with Democrats?
In short, his ability to play the quarterback position
How in the hell is Spencer Rattler still available?
Christian Jones to the Arizona Cardinals in the 5th round. Another Longhorn off the board.
Starting the day off @TexasRowing invitational… rowing 2K over rough Waters. they’re no joke y’all.. These women are the real deal! 👏🏽👏🏽🤘🏽
Texas has produced the RB1 in back-to-back drafts🔥 🤘 Jonathon Brooks ('24): 46th OVR 🤘 Bijan Robinson ('23): 8th OVR
First running back off the board is Jonathon Brooks at 46th overall to the Carolina Panthers!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THIS DUDE!
Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
Coach Fields has a message to Longhorn Nation 🤘 ⛳️ NCAA Austin Regional 📅 May 13-15 📍 @UTGolfClub 🎟️ FREE !!! #TakeDeadAim