tootsie roll @cha1ring
daddy long dick just landed in your heart baby 20 Joined May 2024-
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a lipgloss in the shade of the raspberry sorbet with tender coconut chunks from naturals would change my life
Let’s pretend to be girls who are sleeping with mama ❤️
our kid got in our bed in the middle of the night yapping away and eventually he said “mama let’s pretend to be girls” and i said “okay let’s pretend to be girls who are sleeping” and it actually worked
@kanmanine yes yes it’s an update and i’m ok! how is ur leg baby do u wanna meet next week
when ur in the relationship u are only reminded of the bad parts and once ur out u can only miss the good parts. so the solution is to kill yourself.
“I used to have a crush on you” - A woman that currently has a crush on you
@KlLLUA69 Nissin my real goat tbh for this stuff
“fucking the weed man for weed” i’m fucking the misery and torment man for sheer love of the game
saw somebody post a video from the new spiderman movie and his ass is fighting NINJAS?!?! 😭😭😭 disney cartoon ass movie
@kanmanine Hey babe why dont u come over cause i miss u
You people want to make enemy out of everyone on our side. Ladte raho ek dusre mein vahan voh chutiye desh khaa rahe hain. Liberals always on some bullshit instead of uniting against the common enemy
Next time y'all idolise arundhati roy because she likes to use kashmir and tribals as free mkting, pls remember she and her husband own a luxury bungalow on protected forest land in MP that doesn't allow construction & they're in a legal battle for the right to own that house.
This is the jaat andolan of 2016 but worse
I rlly like how the phrase “REOPEN THE SCHOOLS” to express deteriorating collective common sense came up during covid cause the schools were quite literally closed. Now it seems to imply a dystopian future where all schools, ever, remain closed after a historic event
Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree” REOPEN THE SCHOOLS
@tandoorinightts We work alternative saturdays and i was supposed to work on the 15th so my life is still awesome
@polplotting She’ll be branded anti-national for having kashmiri friends and existing during the 2016 protests
@zonawrrr YES! and the whiskers and the little upside down triangle nose
Saumya @highkneehigh
1K Followers 982 Following Content strategist quietly documenting life before my memory files it under “misc.” Curious about humans (and why they don’t nap enough).
Make It Make Sense @askhole96
243 Followers 1K Following happiness? which cat/dog name is that? banking tech, reading, funeral and football #MUFC oh! I love machines 🏍️🏎️
polling plotting shoo... @polplotting
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316 Followers 329 Following
Gabagool enjoyer @TurboEnjoyer23
145 Followers 672 Following Organized delinquent. Borderline eloquent. Cat mom. Reporting live from the gutter. 🏳️🌈
🥃 @tfmehrab
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Sarah @SarahGyrolf
331 Followers 3K Following Dear music, I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me.
Karthick @Karthic14518435
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Chris Jericho @sansh0336
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iamliquidsmooth @BugLikeAnAnge
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sharanya 🦢 @111004site
43 Followers 188 Following
TastyToothpaste @springboots03
38 Followers 264 Following Selling me my thoughts, pip install pyar...
Dr. Parth @Frenkie_18
628 Followers 3K Following | MBBS | KKR | Fc Barcelona | Messi | Haaland | Ferrari | Leclerc | Federer |
Saarthak Kumar @ksaarthak14
10 Followers 289 Following 🇮🇳 🏴 economics, music, history, philosophy, politics
Max @Derailed456
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n @goddess_arbella
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harshika21 @rafaelsolano444
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uncontrolled_merge @letmeb3me
11 Followers 730 Following
bunty @BuntyBaabla142
20 Followers 71 Following
cappuccino__* @khatimethibat
4K Followers 3K Following
polling plotting shoo... @polplotting
1K Followers 739 Following Humanitarian Airstrikes on the First World Advocate --- Right Wing Sports Account ---
billu ki gaandmasti �... @billuinred
494 Followers 479 Following man written by a woman? kon jaahil aurat likhri hai meri zindagi 🐞
dramatics @dramaticsKC
330 Followers 584 Following Just want to talk dramas 2023最浪漫的话： 我陪你无聊 🥰 2023最期待的话： 8个机位🎥 🙄 2025 风月不想管了😩 2026 : Orufrey
image bank🕳👨�... @memestorer
2K Followers 0 Following personal meme/pic storage 🗳️📂🗂️📦 check quotes/replies for related pics (sometimes)!
meeta @meetapersecond
5K Followers 282 Following Speed without direction • Brand at @popclubofficial
pokemoncardsenthusias... @krrstwt
420 Followers 356 Following i bottle everything and I’m funny pls follow me 😅😝😃🤪🙏😛😈👍🏼👆
johntheman_heiscome_h... @heiscomeheisme
8K Followers 348 Following
niv @stroopwafelsyum
1K Followers 271 Following i overshare on here so people on the internet think im cool
kuka @Kurkurelover15
3 Followers 4 Following
gustav klimt's the ki... @socioplathh
604 Followers 310 Following 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ lambi hai gham ki sham magar shaam hi toh hai
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