Christian Berg @cdberg
Delivery Lead at Zalando Berlin, Germany Joined July 2008-
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@sszuecs @ZalandoTech A true cause for celebration! But make that: $ zmon e f type taupage_ami -o json | jq length 😁
@TacoSt0rm I still miss you years after you left this job, so I feel for the team that has a Taco-sized hole in it now. Best of luck, I'm curious what you’re choosing to do next!
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The past #CyberWeek events have been some of the most rewarding moments for me @ZalandoTech. Learn how we scaled #SRE and #LoadTesting capabilities that helped us prepare our platform for the increased traffic: engineering.zalando.com/posts/2020/10/…
I’m proud to work for a company that is dedicated to open source and giving back to the community, and happy to see we’re being recognized as leaders in the cloud-native space.
[News from #KubeCon] @CloudNativeFdn Grants @Zalando the Top End User Award 🎉 cncf.io/announcement/2…
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Hi. I designed some coronavirus travel posters for you. Stay the F* home. Love you all.
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6-Foot Zone xkcd.com/2286/ m.xkcd.com/2286/
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This guy has just won the internet.
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When my wife (has to) leave the house I do things that she would otherwise shake her head at. Also, don’t @ me about piles of laundry, we have PLENTY of time for that. Must win the gold medal 🏆 first!
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Doing great in self isolation here’s my show where I interview dogs
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To parents entertaining kids during social distancing and quarantine: IF YOU KEEP THEM ALIVE THAT IS SUFFICIENT. Don't feel guilty if you're not enriching their souls, teaching them kumihimo & sign language & engaging their spirits. Toss them some fish sticks; they'll be fine.
American Express really knows how to sell stuff right now: airport lounge access and travel voucher! @AmericanExpress
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Problem is in these situations that governments act too late. A ban on travel from Europe to the Americas could have had real public health benefits; but the time to do it was 1492
@x0rg You may be happy to learn that one off these companies relaxed it's policy today. 😉
@Natascha_Strobl Die Willi-Wiberg-Reihe von Gunilla Bergström ist sehr schön! de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willi_Wib…
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@paulapaulinchen ES WIDERT UNS AUCH AN. Da will man Twitter öffnen, klickt entsprechend, glotzt uns erneut so ein absurder Tweet an! WIR WOLLEN DAS AUCH NICHT MEHR SEHEN MÜSSEN! Das ist nicht unsere Gesellschaft. OHNE UNS! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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This just won the internet
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At conferences, I use Inigo Montoya’s guide to Networking Success (Yes, really. Otherwise I always forget to say my name🤦🏻♀️) 1. Greeting 2. Name 3. Relevant personal connection 4. What to expect from the encounter #BSI2019
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Damn this is good. 🔥 It’s the only thing you need today...
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