cyrus @caulfieldcel
fuck my stupid gay life pffc guy. PHD in riddology Joined February 2021-
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has anyone else been seeing this ui lately? its been getting pretty distracting
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
What? … Gen Z is tryna what?? … Cancel Over The Hedge (2006)… Gen Z is trying to cancel Over The Hedge (2006)? Oh honey, that’s cute
You have not saved often
My phones addicted to keeping it real
A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dog
"big spoon or little spoon?" we have to merge in to the same entity and become something new and frightening and beautiful.
listening to johnny cash sitting on my porch pretending im a forty year old recently divorced man nursing a bottle of whiskey
just got a new pet his ass do to much
You open a pack of strawberries, 12 are rotting, 4 are unripe, and 2 are good
Stardew Valley 1.6 is now available on PC
whyIoughtta
taking 3-4 benadryl and pretending i’m an old circus elephant being put down
oomf 1 : "how much do u love me?" oomf 2 :"1..." oomf 1 :"omg ur so mean I hate u!" *oomf 1 deactivates* *oomf 2 checks oomf 1's profile and its gone* oomf 2 :"...million" rt if you crode
just signed a lease here
Cathleen 🔞 @Cathleen9984
5 Followers 478 Following Орen tо nеw еxperienсеs аnd rеady fоr passionаtе connections
ella @emjelly88
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jake paul sartre @jenuhsaispas
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Sethicus @_Sethicus_
612 Followers 1K Following Host of Drag Race Sethicus, “Mama Seth” | Winner of Divine Dynasty’s Drag Race Season 5 👑 | 22
⚠ flamin ⚠ @FlaminingoV2
31 Followers 81 Following Last night I dreamed he was trying to kill you I woke up and I was trying to kill you
Daily Garfcast @DailyGarfcast
7K Followers 7K Following Your daily edition of Garfield, audibly! The original! Header image by @KiloSqueared PFP by @nikkianbeloved
e lena @pressedmoth
14 Followers 114 Following I am a dog, and this is my blog || I am going to send my wolfpack after you, if you aren't careful..🎧🩻🍒🪩🪼
caris @carisstutes
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ً @fairytweek
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aloevrr @aloevrrart
4 Followers 65 Following main: @aloevrr_ || mental illness acc: @ethofanboy || loz acc: @linksskirt
nie @sraetoedisni
2K Followers 1K Following they/he/she , 16 , 😈 , privqrts welcome i'm trying to hold the world record
emily @queertheaterkid
36 Followers 21 Following my name is emily or em or e or v or earth or literally anything you want call me i feel little to no attachment towards names so
g @pissfoodfanclub
16 Followers 67 Following pissfood fanclub member | musketeer member | certified enthusiast
Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon
583K Followers 3K Following she/her 👑 Queen amongst Queens 🖤 Audrey in @littleshopnyc (April 2 - May 26) 💚🌹
BenDeLaCreme @bendelacreme
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
179K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Happy Paintings @happy_paintings
51K Followers 241 Following miro/orange~ I made Fear & Hunger and F&H2: Termina
ella @emjelly88
3 Followers 5 Following
Louis Wain Bot @LouisWainBot
47K Followers 2 Following Bot that tweets Louis Wain art every three hours. Run by @CatQuarry, made with @gimmickbots
jake paul sartre @jenuhsaispas
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Jerma @Jerma985
545K Followers 133 Following Video and streamer guy. Business inquiries: [email protected]
Ram V @therightram
29K Followers 1K Following Award winning, Eisner, Harvey nominated writer and sometimes artist, of stories and other wilful things. Troublemaker #whatiswhitenoise
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The sunny side of Fra.. @AmschelKavka
146K Followers 9 Following Pep talk by Franz Kafka. "The last glass of milk has not yet been drunk." Franz Kafka, 1921.
Giancarlo Esposito @quiethandfilms
614K Followers 407 Following Stay present! Spread love! Global Brand Ambassador for #DirtyDevilVodka
⚠ flamin ⚠ @FlaminingoV2
31 Followers 81 Following Last night I dreamed he was trying to kill you I woke up and I was trying to kill you
Daily Garfcast @DailyGarfcast
7K Followers 7K Following Your daily edition of Garfield, audibly! The original! Header image by @KiloSqueared PFP by @nikkianbeloved
e lena @pressedmoth
14 Followers 114 Following I am a dog, and this is my blog || I am going to send my wolfpack after you, if you aren't careful..🎧🩻🍒🪩🪼
caris @carisstutes
19 Followers 106 Following
ً @fairytweek
3 Followers 37 Following
aloevrr @aloevrrart
4 Followers 65 Following main: @aloevrr_ || mental illness acc: @ethofanboy || loz acc: @linksskirt
emily @queertheaterkid
36 Followers 21 Following my name is emily or em or e or v or earth or literally anything you want call me i feel little to no attachment towards names so
g @pissfoodfanclub
16 Followers 67 Following pissfood fanclub member | musketeer member | certified enthusiast
contestants #fearandhungertermina
The way that the fandom treats Shuro is so funny because he’s basically the overhated woman who gets in the way of the popular mlm ship but reversed.
Looking respectfully… #farcille #dungeonmeshi #TragonesyMazmorras #DelicinDungeon
I was doing some important things yesterday
My best friend excitedly pulled me off to the side today and handed me this. His name is Shithead and he's haunted by evil spirits.
I am going to make a vr action game that really utilizes all these technologies in captivating ways and get u invested, then at 5 hour 15 minute mark of the main campaign a BEDMAS math problem will appear and if u do not solve it i spin u at 1500RPM
Disney’s new "Holotile" treadmill/moving floor for VR is insane
interesting that this guy calls himself a “journalist” when those are the lowest forms of humanity not disabled homeless people
My first five minutes in downtown Portland and I was surrounded by people so far gone it’s inhumane we are allowing them to wander the streets.
"ontologically evil" is one of those dipshit phrases that I wish people on here never learned. This one is about plutonium, that's basically a rock! It can't be evil!
At what point do you as a scientist start asking “is this stuff ontologically evil”
I an not joking if Patrick Bateman was modernized he would post shit like this for validation
anyone that irons their bedsheets every morning is mentally ill
tryn see challengers reviews and its so cool that letterboxd is just useless now
Nosferatu #nosferatu #horror #artwork #halloween
Feel like we missed out on something really special
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
whatever happened to oiling up hugh jackman and lightly toasting him
whatever happened to colour grading
your account fucking sucks
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