‘He lumbered into the Oval Office with a lot on his mind. A playmate he’d been having an affair with had her contract up soon and there was the matter of the porn star from the same period. He was getting sloppy & he knew it but Mel was preggers and that always weirded him out.
‘Why couldn’t they just keep quiet like most of the others’ the bloated Lothario thought to himself as he stared across the room to a painting of Andrew Jackson ‘bet he never had this problem. Too busy killing folks’ he chose the picture because he knew it would piss off the libs
Or anyone with a sense of morality which he abhorred as a trait and had done a good job of excising from his staff & kids. Vanky was just a couple doors down but he didn’t want to trouble her so he called the girl he’d been smitten with since he saw her in the Ralph Lauren ad..
She was just a teen then but it only made her more his type, she was now his trusted aide de camp & spokeswoman, and was drawn to DB’s so she had the stomach for his leering & comments. Hell, she’d steam his pants on AF1 if he needed it. A PR princess in every sense…’Hopey’
He called past the Marines standing guard outside the most important office in the free world ‘Grab me another Diet Coke and come in to my office…. I have a Pecker problem again..’ he laughed at his own hilarity. Days like this being POTUS felt fun, this was just like the old
days ‘Catch & Kill’ and make sure the wife doesn’t find out but everyone else does, he NEEDED them to think he was some kind of virile stud. He saw it was time to change that, the ‘Access Hollywood’ sh*t almost cost him the whole gig. Thanks to Rudy’s boys at FBI & Comey’s work..
He just barely coasted in. He couldn’t let some damn flings mess it up for him now. He needed a plan and needed it fast. ‘Get the scary looking one in here, I wanna put her on the phone with Pecker..’ He laughs again as Hicks rolls her eyes, he notices her lashes for 1k time…
‘Who is the scary one? Sir…there’s a couple working here, do you mean the Meth Badger or the Wicked Witch’ ‘the one with the weird eye shadow sh*t…’ with that Sarah Huckabee Sanders flew into the room as the temperature seemed to drop a few degrees. A chill followed her as if