carson @carsonl02

TAMU Alum. Jimmy Butler Fanatic. 2011 Rangers Mourner. J Cole #1 Fan. HIMYM Preacher. Explorer. Will always foul up 3. Can quote any movie or song in existence. Joined September 2019

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Taco @TheTacoCorp69

3 days ago

Johnny Manziel used to show up cross faded with a water bottle full of Hennessy and put 50 on you

Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake

3 days ago

Your buddy who gets all his information from TikTok

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carson @carsonl02

3 days ago

@nut_history I typically do too

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Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass

3 days ago

I just talked to the referee from the Michigan game and apparently his hormones have been all out of whack lately so it's no big deal.

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carson @carsonl02

5 days ago

@AdamSchefter @sarahbarshop Including Daejon Love???

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carson @carsonl02

5 days ago

@Mr1stAndGoal Interesting!

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carson @carsonl02

7 days ago

@FantasyFBallAZ Yeah you’re fuckin retarded

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Sangeet @sangaldoo

2 weeks ago

"Maybe in another life" - a 25 year old mf who is perfectly capable of making it in this lifetime

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Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr

2 weeks ago

nigga this is one of the greatest movies i’ve ever seen in my bitchass life

Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr

2 weeks ago

now watching for the first time:

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carson @carsonl02

a week ago

@AnthonyD_heat Devin Booker/Jimmy Butler/Lukas Doncic/Nikol Ajokic

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Drake Silver @Drake_Silvah

2 weeks ago

Clown this man all you want, but Keon Coleman is literally doing this same exact thing in Buffalo right now

49ers & NFL News 24/7 @49ersSportsTalk

2 weeks ago

🚨 In Case You Missed This Story, Just Know THIS IS INSANE. Feds say a 35-year-old man FAKED BEING A #49ers PLAYER and allegedly scammed 26 women out of more than $1.3 MILLION through romance & investment schemes. He reportedly used: 🏈 Fake 49ers career 📸 Fake Instagram 💰

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Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts

2 weeks ago

“What song are you listening to?” Oh um, Hugh Freeze’s “You owe them something” Money for Nothing college football montage

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BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12

3 weeks ago

This is literally a modern day 2013 Heat Giannis is Bron, Bam is Bosh, Wiggins is Wade, Klay is Ray Allen and Davion is Mario Chalmers

SportsCenter @SportsCenter

3 weeks ago

KLAY TO MIAMI 🌴🔥 (via @ShamsCharania)

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carson @carsonl02

3 weeks ago

@arkaavs I genuinely look at you different if you were team Iron Man

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Fozzy @fozzywrites

3 weeks ago

Civil War is a perfect litmus test of how you are as a person. If you’re Team Iron Man, you’re an emotional, naive and impulsive person who cannot step back and look at the bigger picture. And ironically, that is exactly who Tony was. Maturity is realising Steve was absolutely right. He understood what the Accords could eventually mean for the Avengers. He looked at the bigger picture. And that’s why every member of Team Iron Man who stood against Steve eventually realised he was right. Tony realised he was wrong and came back to help Steve. Rhodey backed Steve against Ross in Infinity War. Black Panther realised he was fighting the wrong battle and helped Steve and Bucky. Natasha called out Tony and helped Steve. Vision also understood Steve’s position and called him for help in Infinity War. Cap was right. And Mjolnir choosing him in Endgame was the perfect punctuation mark.

ROGZ @FactoenX

3 weeks ago

En Civil War si estabas del lado de Capitán America hoy sos mala persona

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Anthony DiNardo @AnthonyD_heat

3 weeks ago

Oh, you’ve somehow managed to stop the Davion Mitchell–Giannis pick and roll?? Congratulations. Except now Giannis kicks it out to Klay Thompson and he drills his 11th three directly in your face. Heat by 46. You try going small now? Bam Adebayo smells blood. He currently has 83 points and counting on 36/38 shooting. Spo hasn’t called a play for him since the 1st quarter. You finally get into the paint? Wrong. Dru Smith is already standing there. CHARGE. That’s his 17th of the game. Your entire backcourt has fouled out. Fine. Throw it up to Wemby. Nobody can block Wemby, right? PELLE LARSSON JUST SENT THAT SHIT INTO THE 14TH ROW. Spo glares at the court with a twinkle in his eye. He hasn’t blinked in 45 minutes. Pat Riley is sitting courtside in a black Armani suit smoking a cigar indoors. Nobody has the courage to tell him he can’t. Welcome to Miami Heat basketball.

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Eric Lauzin @Lauzin

3 weeks ago

Steph Curry

Shams Charania @ShamsCharania

3 weeks ago

BREAKING: Klay Thompson is expected to sign with the Miami Heat after he clears waivers upon a contract buyout with the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell ESPN.

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JV ⚡️ @bolt_jv

3 weeks ago

this is definitely one of those scenes where you glance over at your wife (who is watching it for the first time) expecting her to be shocked but she's not paying attention so you have to go back and then she still doesn't see it so you just say never mind

C👑 @chukwu_somaga

3 weeks ago

IF CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS ALWAYS WORTHY, WHY COULDN’T HE LIFT MJOLNIR IN AGE OF ULTRON?

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Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz

3 weeks ago

Yeah sex is cool but have you debated between two players with a fantasy football draft pick and then had the one you didn't pick somehow fall back to you in the next round anyway?

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Scott Bell @sbell021

3 weeks ago

It’s hard to choose a true “favorite tweet you’ve ever read,” but I can safely say this is the one I think about the most.

Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass

a year ago

Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.