Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

New York gold medal winner and silver Pegasus in Barcelona, 'las premios ondas,' for two vast radio series and many books. Artist,writer,carer, lost my wife. Bearsden Joined July 2014

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

2 hours ago

ALBA GU BRATH.

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How inspiring to hear the reasonable,statesmanlike account of a joint US and Brazilian conference,delivered by President Lula.Unlike the USA,Brazil has the sagacity to jail its insurgent and violently crooked ex-presidents.Yes,Rubio is a ‘closet’ Latino,and yes,government cannot be conducted by means of Trump’s moronic ‘tweets.’

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

3 hours ago

What an odious little whelp is the whining, pug-faced loon frae Lossie,Douglas Ross. We can cast our minds back to his sycophantic slavering over Boris Johnson. Scottish Tories are a breed of tree-weasel. Ross evinces the nasal tones of a desperate thick clown who thinks he has something significant to say. Whine on you slug.

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

3 hours ago

I was aghast to see the uncultured and Dying Donald (Trump) compare le tour Eiffel to his ugly birdcage, built to overlook two sweaty hard-muscled bone-headed blond men in near naked combat,the kind of thing Trump and all his gay friends drool over.The birdcage requires a sixty foot parakeet, however.

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

4 hours ago

If ye wurk at the Record y’ll be a RIGHT newshound, nose tae aa thae cracks for the lowdown oan what’s what. I mind yer man Clerkin when he wis at the Dough School, as we used tae cry it. There was a scandal that he micht hae been podgin the pies, but it’s just a crusty rumour, Ken.

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

4 hours ago

The Helen Street cop shop in Govan has seen its fair share of time-wasters over the multitudinous seas incarnadine as well as just last week. I think you should huckle Sean Clerkin as a class ‘A’ time-waster, officers. Now, back to keeping Govan safe.Thanks. Bella Donna.

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

4 hours ago

I, along with every other SNP member received a careful analysis of past, present, and future checks and balances on expenditure by the National Party. John Swinney is an excellent and open First Minister of scrupulous probity. Sean Clerkin, on the other hand,is an embittered wee denizen of Borrheid, that history tells us was home to Shanks and Co who provided the urinals for the Kremlin. He has nothing else to do with his rather boring wee life at hame. Cauld kale, son, cauld kale.

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

5 hours ago

Our friend Sean Clerkin deserves our sympathy. He is trying to cope with the death of his budgie,Wisnymee, a lovely green cockatrice if I member from thon drunken Tuesday so long ago. The Polis in Helen Street had better polish their truncheons, as I spent the monies he refers to on gob-stoppers. Adam Smith.

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

9 hours ago

@Del84946007 @DickWinchester @DarkSideoDunoon @Keir_Starmer Think again.

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Nicolas Flamel @carcopithecon

9 hours ago

Russia will not invade Europe. The former, and over-rated ‘superpower’, master of vast amounts of hardware, half of which never worked, and millions of unfortunate serfs, now has not the strength or the money to invade a bordello in downtown Ekaterinburg. SLAVA UKRAINI!