Keenan Panitz @captainpanitz
he's our hero soundcloud.com/jumpershole Rockville, MD Joined October 2011-
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In retrospect it was fortunate that Fight Club didn’t go with its original title: “Night club where they fight instead of dance”
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Feels like at the end of chess you should be like “chess” and “chess mate”
With my luck, <normal thing that happens to everyone>
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My face card doesn’t get declined but it’s definitely not accepted at all major retailers
Yo momma so fat they had to rename her local in-N-out to just “in”
Every day is back day if your form is as bad as mine!
Find someone who loves you as much as walton goggins loves saying “yo daddy”
Shakespeare’s Hamlet was originally titled “Ham Omelet”
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