Captain Jackisms @captainjackisms
100% genuine sayings of Jack Inguanta Captain 2016 @MMGolfClub. Master-golfer, master-chef. Co-Owner award winning pub @MartinsArms https://t.co/ZAXQ2DpXKH Joined July 2015-
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The final Jackism WHEREVER WE GO, WE GET THERE Eh? And here we are. Well done Jack you've been a brilliant Captain. Thanks for everything
B4 tomorrow's final Jackism, here's a reminder of the first 1. I like your homemade tartare sauce Jack Thanks we make it ourselves you know
Top 10 Jackisms of the year I’m going to see a Bowie Tribute band Jack. Oh yeah? What kind of music do they play? Eh........... Bowie!!
Top 10 Jackisms of the year I wouldn’t go that way, I’d go from Colston Bassett. Of course you would Jack, you live there!
Top 10 Jackisms of the year Mind your language Jack. I’m on speakerphone. I don’t give a f***, I’m in the car on my own!! Eh??
Top 10 Jackisms of the year He’s a true Man United fan. If you cut him, his blood runs red. No sh*t Sherlock!!
Top 10 Jackisms of the year You get in the front Judy. Eh I think she should, she’s driving.
Top 10 Jackisms of the year Which of the 3 courses did you prefer Jack? I preferred them all! Eh?
Top 10 Jackisms of the year I got a 3 on the 16th, Jack. Same as me, I got a 5. Eh?
Top 10 Jackisms of the year In the dictionary sympathy comes between sh*t & gonorrhoea. Technically correct Jack but it’s sh*t & syphilis.
Daily countdown to end Jack's Captaincy. Top ten Jackisms of the year! I’m the eldest in my family although my sister is older. Eh?
Bonus Jackism We need to pick his brain up. Eh??
Bonus Jackism Speith is WITHOUT QUESTION the best putter in the world I think Snedeker might be better Jack Oh yes, he's miles better Eh??
Bonus Jackism They haven’t got cheese Jack, do you want ham instead? No, I’ll have mixed! Eh??
Today's Jackism I’m too scared to tell my wife Jack, so I think I’ll email her. Yeah, then put the phone down. Eh?
Bonus Jackism. This time tomorrow it will all be over Jack. Yeah, like the song said, 24 hours from coleslaw. Eh... Tulsa Jack!!
Today's Jackism We need a defibrillator, I wouldn’t want to give Steve the kiss of mouth. Eh?
Today's Jackism You played better on the back 9 after the bacon & egg cob at the halfway house Jack. Yeah, I needed the sugar rush. Eh?
Today's Jackism I used to call him TBW, That B*****d Woolley now he’s MMD What's that stand for? Good Guy Woolley No Jack it's My Mate Doug!
Today's Jackism Played with a guy called Bob. Which Bob Jack? Not sure. Was it Robert Barnes? No, his first name was Bob not Robert! Eh?
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