Michael @capnweirdbeard1
my mom’s 2nd favorite son but probably your mom’s favorite CLE Joined November 2015-
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If you could be one white woman from a rom com in the late 90s / Early 2000s who would it be and why would it be Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality?
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That’s not true. I’m on the fuckin moon
King Cobra snakes are just crazy huge and are the only animal that freaks me the fuck out
But then watching him autistically fuck I was quickly brought back to reality.
But then watching him autistically fuck I was quickly brought back to reality.
Honestly I can’t remember a moment quite like watching the ice scene in Napoleon. Stoned to the moon. Buncha Crunch and a popcorn with a cherry coke. Just dumbfounded and completely immersed in the scene. My nipples were so hard
Hear me out: Hunger Games but Christopher Nolan directing and Hans Zimmer on the score
Okay hear me out. The song during Napoleon when he is shooting the ice and making the entire army drown is possibly the greatest soundtrack song of all time but ONLY for that scene. Like listening to is by itself is like getting sworn in to a cult that steals women’s underwear…
I’m gonna get stoned and just live tweet some lyrics since I can’t watch the Cavs. Shame on you, Capitalism.
Things I have learned this weekend: -I can have groceries delivered to my house -Strep Throat is my arch nemesis and it’s not even close - My pharmacist is named Emaline and has no regards to how long I wait for my prescription to be filled
Alternate universe: In Twister, Jonas from Twister ends his TV interview but saying “Special Teams. Special Players”. Yes, I am stoned.
Like the sex scenes in the shows not like what you’re watching while you’re fucking you sac religious fucks
Like the sex scenes in the shows not like what you’re watching while you’re fucking you sac religious fucks
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