ⓒⓐⓜⓘⓛⓛⓔ @camillenium

hold on while I buckle my cat into her car seat real quick Bellevue, PA Joined June 2009

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4 weeks ago

The pickle pile

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6 months ago

@MayorFrey It’s so depressing to come to this tweet and see all of the fucking morons trying to clap back at you. Thank you for standing strong for the city of Minneapolis.

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7 months ago

Another year goes by.. Another year without the Sprout Snoozeathon.

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10 months ago

@Weezer Made this picture yesterday (on the 29th anniversary of the release of Pinkerton!) to announce the adoption of our new cat (also named Pinkerton)

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10 months ago

Man, this is the first year that I really couldn’t GAF about Spayathon. 🥺

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2 years ago

Annual tweet about me missing the sprout snoozeathon

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2 years ago

When your best friend knows your type to a T @emilyramsey

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Emily Ramsey @emilyramsey

2 years ago

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2 years ago

My life would be 10x better if I knew how to fold a fitted sheet properly.

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2 years ago

I want a virtual reality game where it’s just my life, but 20x less stressful.

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2 years ago

I just wish people were nicer to pigeons.

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2 years ago

@hulu why aren’t you guys called boolu during October?

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2 years ago

Waiting for the rope drop at Joann Fabrics.

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2 years ago

You’d think, as a vet tech, I’d know that Erythritol = Xylitol, but apparently that isn’t the case. Never make and drink a pitcher of lemonade sweetened with Erythritol.