Longfellow, Esq. @callmelongfell2
a voice for the animals. inquire via DM’s about fostering, adopting or donating to homeless animals in Maryland! Slayer of disinformation & lies🗡 behind you. Joined July 2021-
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Hi guys! Sorry I haven’t been on… Still in the hospital. Still fighting. Love u all & hope everyone is ok. I’m going to put this here but please don’t feel obligated or get mad at me. I just want to be sort of normal again. gofund.me/daab5d14
I’m so happy to be alive and to know you all💕
Hi, I’m alive but this turned out to be a lot more complicated than just “getting my stitches out.” I was supposed to have surgery Wednesday & be home Thursday but I’m still in here a week later!! Thank you for all the love & support, from Pickle & I. ILY.
Omfg it’s 2 Pollys.
Can you say body horror? Here's the official poster for Netflix's Parasyte: The Grey series.
Next time some dude sends me an unsolicited d*ck pic, I’m going to just respond with this & make gross unsolicited medical pics a new category for these creeps 🤣
Update for my friends: got out of surgery this morning. In pain of course but manageable. I need iv antibiotics so I’ll be here a few days (ugh!!) but I’m alive!! Love u guys💕
Literally just got in my room. Meditating & going to bed for sure!! Just spent exactly 12 hrs in a waiting room.
New poster for ‘THE BOYS’ Season 4. “Make America Super Again”
They really charged me $6 for a 20 Oz coke at the hospital!! wtf… I wouldn’t have bought it if I’d known but I did not expect that!!!
I don’t know how but I didn’t know I had all this hardware inside of my arm, I thought it was just a bone graft!! Shows how utterly not lucid I was while I was here😆🤦🏼♀️
How they wrapped my hand🤦🏼♀️ I feel like I have those witch finger chips on… I can’t think of what they’re called!!🤣🤣🤣
First time taking Pickle for a walk!
K just saw the surgeon. Going in tomorrow morning for pre-op & then surgery on Wednesday. 💪🏻
The new LEGO Star Wars R2-D2 set (with exclusive Darth Malak minifig) is now available to buy. Buy here: amzn.to/3w6lyna
Ok, enough of today. Time to medicate, wig myself out watching some Resident Alien & 😴💤💤
I know some people are not squeamish and are actually interested in this stuff lol so here is where my hand opened back up… doesn’t hurt too bad right now. Cleaned it up, put some antibiotic ointment on there & have an appointment on Monday. 🙄🙄🙄
My hand got a tear in it & seems infected. This will NEVER ENDDDDDDDDDDD Lordy help me not explode in frustrated rage right now.
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