Alex @burnedflag

Ancient Astronaut Theorist Parts unknown Joined November 2012

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Alex @burnedflag

4 days ago

@airbagg3d Sources tell me Lindsey Graham is stable. Please God.

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Alex @burnedflag

a week ago

Hello @ericandre I would like you to do a project with Tim and Eric please

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Alex @burnedflag

2 weeks ago

Wikipedia when I just want to know if Seth Rogen is Jewish at 1:43 am

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Alex @burnedflag

2 weeks ago

Is the soccer tournament over yet

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2 weeks ago

@TheEmilJay Tonight dough 🔥

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Noah Zark 444 @NoahsArk25

2 weeks ago

I remember my roots just fine

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2 weeks ago

y'all have to be joking... Remember your roots bro ...

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Alex @burnedflag

2 weeks ago

@infinitethird Do you still have any of his oxi clean shirts?

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CBS News @CBSNews

4 weeks ago

Yum! Brands says it is selling Pizza Hut in a $2.7 billion deal that will split ownership of the restaurant chain between a U.S. private equity firm and a Chinese restaurant company. cbsn.ws/4elC1GI

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Alex @burnedflag

a month ago

You are so fucking high if you think I’m ever getting in a helicopter

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a month ago

Disturbed should let a different band use that name

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Alex @burnedflag

a month ago

Still losing the game in my 30’s. Fuck this shit. I should have never asked what it was on the bus one day in middle school.

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No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.