District of Cynicism @bulletsgotnext
the wizards will always be bad. Washington, DC Joined April 2016-
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for my new wizards fans here’s your homework on our heritage
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They wanna see the exact same teams good every year yet fake complain about the regular season every February.
Stephen A on AJ possibly joining the Wizards: “I felt bad for him…. The Wizards are an abomination of a basketball team… they are horrible… don’t believe in the organization”
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Remember when a member of the Wizards broadcast team called Wizards fans losers because they wanted to tank? Cuz I do. I think an apology is in order.
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YOU SEEING THIS???
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ADAM SILVER THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
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Wizards fans had to witness Bam drop 83 points on them… but it was so worth it.
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THE FIRST PICK IS OURS!!!! 🤯
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JOHN WALL FOREVER A WIZARDS LEGEND
@GregFinberg @BucketsDistrict yall may think the wizards just be tanking, but wait till next year when all of these players are hurt again 💀
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