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@Claudiashein @TheWorlds50Best @rest_Quintonil No hay nada de orgullo en lugares que ejercen explotación laboral y encubren acoso sexual. No representan a México, representan intereses de particulares.
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@perhapsjoana they’re awesome. best console ever, specially for new players. animal crossing !! zelda !!!
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————————————— Emo is Dead. Long Live Emo. —————————————
————————————— The chickens know how to select the grains they eat. —————————————
————————————— Yes, the sky is blue, but that doesn’t mean anything. —————————————
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————————————— No, you’re not going to space. —————————————
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————————————— You have no idea the little details you got used to during the lockdown. —————————————
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not sure who needed to hear this today, but it’s ok not to be happy all the time. all that matters is that you #FeelYourWay. youtu.be/PjxRUEA0Tdo
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————————————— Do you still know how to ride a bike? —————————————
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Elongate.
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