bill burr fan @billburrrants
This is the unofficial fanpage of Bill Burr. The most funniest stand-up in the country, arguably the world!! los angeles Joined August 2010-
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On Going to Church:"I can't get passed the fact that Im just listenin to some fucken guy, ppl like, no, that's a special guy. No it isnt!"
Why unequal pay for women: "Anytime there's a hostage situation, who do they negotiate for? What about me, hey bullets hurt me too!"
Why unequal pay for women: "If you hear a bump in the night, i got to go check it out. Yes he does have a knife!"
Why unequal pay?"In event of a titanic, if its starts to sink, for some fucked up reason you get to leave with the kid and I have to stay."
Women have the worst ideas,"Want to go to brunch!?? Yeah great idea! Why sleep in on a sunday when you can pay $52 for eggs, now ur thinkin"
On getting married: "If you were going skydiving and they said 3 out of 4 parachutes weren't going to open, yo fuck that I'm not going"
" "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"" Las Veags
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Fav TV show: Wings RT @phenom1984: @TomLeyden @chengelis Unrelated, Media Guide shows Tate's favorite song is Everclear's "Father of Mine"
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