s a n d w i c h @bigdelisandwich
mmm Joined February 2011-
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Found a fake eyelash she left on my pillow and first thought immediately was “oooo mmm a snack”
I really woke up and decided “the light up keyboard isn’t enough” and bought a RGB light for my toilet
Dream date: you have sleep paralysis and I’m dressed as the hatman beating my shit CRAZY style 😏
Took my vitamins on an empty stomach and I think it’s fair to say I understand what period cramps are now and my condolences to all the brave women out there (btw I’m 5,6 and retarded)
Girls b like “men are dogs” and for some reason I get offended like I don’t have the thoughts “I wanna hump her and sniff her ass” multiple times a day
My preworkout is a fruit smoothie, caffeine, huffing a cute girls socks
Breast implants but they have bells in them that jingle or squeakers like a dogs toy
I wish there was a college class I could take on how to take good photos of my GF
im sorry but idc how many white house officials cry on tv i refuse to see young men in this country go die for israel
Seeing western political parties advocating for ethnic cleansing and genocide of innocent Palestinians has been the figurative “nail in the coffin” for my belief that our state of politics is redeemable.
trying out these looong tweetes +-------------------------------------+ | | | 𝘾𝙑𝙎/𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙮 | |…
electric chair
Ok but why do they all look like this 🧐
A truly alpha male put his woman to pay the bill 🫡💪🥤
Angel 😜 @AngelReese779
4 Followers 483 Following Embrасe thе аllurе of а wоman who seeks sеnsuаl gratifiсation
Squeebs 💌 @lilsqueeb
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khan @ahabloch
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Geofrey Mbaluto @MbalutoGeo24417
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Ellie-mae Weiglein @EWeiglein91893
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Logan @sluggeroni
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Nii Agyei @NiiAgyei2
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E✨ @tattoorabbit666
184 Followers 116 Following she/her. artist. tattooer. adventures. food. drink. animals.
🌠franklin🌠 @cool_ass_honky
259 Followers 1K Following well yes.. nyehe :3 nintendo autist. sex-positive prude. family guy scholar... please be patient... abracadabra, here i am
Pizza Tony @pizza_tony
86 Followers 199 Following
ohno @bl09m
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Itzok_Gold @ItzokG
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Fightey @Fightey2
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Hailee Doiron @foxy_codone
54 Followers 105 Following I’m just a chaotic doom-goblin with a hard on for the stars
PeterF @Peter_Farnsy
40 Followers 123 Following
[email protected].. @jennieriley1212
0 Followers 15 Following
Krys Delnato @KrysGovea
0 Followers 71 Following I, Krys Delnato, am currently the only publicist and voice of the Mafia. With everything they do plus their stance on pedophilia, why wouldn't I support 'em?
Joseph Fink Jr. @JosephFinkJr1
26 Followers 483 Following A very proud man 44 years in time and still growing and getting stronger. finemodel citzen and a role model for everybody. Take in freedom of chess ploy.
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254 Followers 5K Following
Mary Bryn @MaryBryn2
6 Followers 109 Following Am kinda cool lady looking for a relationship that can lead me to marriage text me on [email protected]
i hate the beatles @boyxhowdy
383 Followers 238 Following really vegan. north end idiot. menace to most.
Don Branscum @DebcoDon
5 Followers 33 Following I am an Author, poet and songwriter. I will be coming out with my first novel in December or January. It's called "Ride The Whirlwind."
Jamesa @yeeeet6666
66 Followers 590 Following Ignorance to electricity does not mean that you still can’t get electrocuted, and your spirituality can be no less forgiving.
Megan @Megan07163726
0 Followers 2 Following
Tisha Carr @TishaCa86876113
0 Followers 1 Following
zhangwuwei @hpper0822
58 Followers 488 Following
MF Farves @farves_mf
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2K Followers 5K Following EXCLUSIVE SOUTHWEST FLORIDA BUSINESS VIDEO & WEBPAGE ADVERTISING ( 239) 220- 8340
m @m_a_b_7
627 Followers 2K Following
Paulyezvapes🇨🇦 @LuciferRock
486 Followers 2K Following IM A NIGHT CLUB DJ/PHOTOGRAPHER I'm also a chain vaper looking for Sponsors....
L @starlaced
0 Followers 55 Following
Donald Miguel @Donnyboymiguel
9 Followers 6 Following
Forlorn... @Rickiesfunhouse
87 Followers 134 Following
Squeebs 💌 @lilsqueeb
60K Followers 547 Following (18+) she/her. meanie head e-pocket demon & americas funniest mattress actress (no meets)
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
2.3M Followers 697 Following Tomorrow's News Today: https://t.co/SyCUJ97GDw | Please support our sponsors: https://t.co/CA0C06rhXQ & https://t.co/CJxSZou17F
RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9
212K Followers 2K Following #1 bestselling author. Co-founder @kindredharvest (https://t.co/ccisAOtlfX). THE EGGS BENEDICT OPTION (@antelopehill and Amazon). MAN'S WORLD (https://t.co/bH6m3YpCAv)
David Atherton @DaveAtherton20
170K Followers 45K Following Journalist with @euroconofficial - libertarian, free markets, free speech. "Selfish smoker" -Daily Mirror, "Half arsed" -Jeremy Clarkson.
The Corolla Virus™ @Frank94147822
2K Followers 2K Following I Don't Do Pronouns , But my Adjectives are Attractive & Handsome CorollaVirus™LivesMatter ▬Truth, Tiwtter, Gab, GETTR, AnonUp, & BASTYON. ▬
Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02
263K Followers 151 Following CS phd come america learn. 爱天堂 Michigan State University
jetneptune 🍎 @jetneptune_
57K Followers 368 Following director of #fishtanklive | Love ❤️ Thumbs up 👍
brandon buckingham @Buckingham_Show
35K Followers 208 Following Host of The Buckingham Show - Cold Ass Riding |❄️🚴🏻♂️I ONLY ANSWER DM’S ON PATREON❄️🚴🏻♂️
DownloaderBot @DowloaderBot
36K Followers 0 Following Twitter Vidéo Downloader Bot. Mention and tag @DowloderBot for the link - Follow me !
Otter Braun @otteritarian
21K Followers 1K Following Supreme Leader of The Great Otterman Empire. Hates hoomans & trash pandas. Currently leading The Great Otter Uprising. Otters rise up! #NewWorldOtter
Bruh Moments @BruhMomentsLTD
19K Followers 1 Following new account, @bruh5moments__ got shadowbanned discord: https://t.co/ZnZSfx0ZIt
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animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
1.4M Followers 280 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
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1.4M Followers 98 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (NO NSFW PROMOS)
Wtfportland @Wtfportland1
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108K Followers 527 Following ⊙෴☉ bug girl that streams on twitch! ♡₊ ⊹ | alt: @knotgut
Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily
696K Followers 701 Following #1 crocodilian influencer 🐊 merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v alt: @gatorsafterdark
Paulo Costa ( Borrach.. @BorrachinhaMMA
611K Followers 418 Following 👑 The MEME GOD 👑 BLF 🏆CHAD/Mystic 🧙♂️ Mr. Secret Juice 💣#MemeArmy📩 messianic Muslim. [email protected]
Kyle Rittenhouse @ThisIsKyleR
1.2M Followers 611 Following Outreach director at https://t.co/WycSNK5Ks0 Order my new book ACQUITTED today!👇
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KnowNothing @KnowNothingTV
70K Followers 2K Following "the final boss of twitter" • “moron” –Tim Pool • “grifter” –Glenn Greenwald • “liar” –Jackson Hinkle • “extreme left” –Trainwreck • “whore” –Libertarian Party
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TheQuartering @TheQuartering
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OpTic Daltoosh🎒 @daltoosh
186K Followers 861 Following @OpTic Average gamer. Average golfer. Stellar vibes. @TooshTeesOff . Business inquiries: [email protected]
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3K Followers 654 Following 27 ★ indie video game composer! ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ Links to my music, inquiries, portfolio, and other socials ↓
Elon Musk @elonmusk
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LG Giggle @GiggleAutumn
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G-wolves @g_wolves
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Devin garcia @Devinga52883496
1 Followers 1 Following
Ben Shapiro publicly called out Candace to a debate while privately filing for a gag order How can anyone respect such a spinless little coward?
@daddyvetboi You would need to take a train from the top of your eyebrows to your hair line. Why the fuck are you speaking to me?
fucked a they/them at a 100 gecs show
Just got back from my dick appt and came home with a mortar & pestle
The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.
this pink shit used to go crazy
@bigdelisandwich @CheeseForEvery1 keeps RVs + people living in cars out of in demand real estate basically
A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.
There’s a cat named Cala on tiktok and every time she shows up on my feed my eyes well up with tears
I got fucked 3 times today it put me into a 4 hr slumber
Eminem freestyling with his best friend proof in 1999
Have you ever sucked a dick so big you thought it was going to come out of your nose
huge win for functional alcoholics and drug addicts
Send me your cat.. I'll put a durag on them
I went through a phase a few summers ago where I couldn't stop photoshopping durags onto cats.
White boy summer is once again upon us.
Who is running the Zuck PR campaign to rehab his image? They are putting on an absolute clinic
The pro-incarceration case has never looked stronger, frankly.
President Bukele 🇸🇻 at the opening ceremony of a Google office in El Salvador. Still blows my mind to see this kind of stuff and think about where that country was just a few years ago.
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