crack fic au idea where Ahsoka calls Padmé because Anakin and Obi-Wan are absolutely wasted at a bar and she has no idea what to do
@bendemptionist Anakin outs their entire marriage bc he won't stop drunkenly babbling about his BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL PERFECT WIFE to everyone in the bar and it gets even worse when actually she shows up to save them
@kirixsuna FR THO!!! She’d walk in and he’d be like AHA, THERE SHE IS!!! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GODDESS IN THE GALAXY!!! and she’d literally just be like oh my god anakin please
@bendemptionist LITERALLY THO and he proceeds to introduce her to EVERYONE in the bar as her and ahsoka are desperately trying to wrangle him and obi and anakin is just loudly (and more and more incomprehensibly) professing his love to his wife