Belden Lyman @belden
Husband. Father. Average programmer, slow runner, poor sailor. github.com/belden Seattle, WA Joined July 2008-
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.@FranzBakery If I can convince my kids to try them, then who knows - banana dogs might be sweeping my back yard! My back yard, then WA, and then the whole nation: united in our universal love for banana dogs! These could be your buns that everyone enjoys nibbling!
.@FranzBakery Hey I’m a social media influencer with 206 followers, probably 90% of which are bots. I’d like to discuss how my broad social media empire can help boost your Summer 2026 quarterly sales. In a word: bananadogs.
.@FranzBakery The upside of me having such a large bot ratio is that bots have no prejudices against bananas. Bots don’t have peanut butter allergies. Bots don’t say things like, “The banana dog is an abomination which is part of summoning the Elder Gods.”
@marinwaves @FranzBakery With the help of AI I was able to track down a 1000% real painting of George Washington Carver boldly leading troops to snacking victory against the British, who (it’s true) rejected banana dogs and the colonies that discovered them. Don’t be a redcoat! eat a bananadog!
@marinwaves @FranzBakery Banana dogs are sweeping the nation — just in time for America’s bihemicentennial, I have rediscovered the one tasty treat that made George Washington Carver cross back over the Potomac!
.@franzbakery This is how I’ve been making my banana peanut butter sandwiches recently. Franz Hawaiian bun and honey roasted peanut butter.
A fool and their daily token allotment are soon parted
@TillamookDairy Have you ever done a chocolate-orange ice cream?
@marinwaves I don’t read the “my” in “this my wife/child/dog” in the sense of ownership. It’s in the sense of affiliation: “this is my jam”, “in my hometown” — neither claims ownership of a song, or town. The tweet you’re responding to argues against a narrow denotation and ignores context.
Looking at magical “far away dates” in our code, I discover these tidbits: • we have no records in some table which were created before 1900-01-01 • that same table has no records created after 3000-01-01 …I can’t dispute either of those assumptions.
An Editorial Correction: Eight. Fucking. Times.
Area Man Has Bitten The Same Part Of His Cheek Seven Goddamn Times Now And Is Considering Some Sort Of Surgery, Ouch Ouch Damn Ouch Shit Damn Ouch
@turtlefur I like your products and prefer to purchase direct from manufacturers vs giving Amazon their cut, but honestly, TEN emails is excessive. Five of these are marketing follow-up. My 2 items came in a single mailed package; why send 2 shipping emails? SUBSCRIPTION?!
Ok maybe I don’t need a new HDMI cable because @BlueJeansCable has an article bluejeanscable.com/articles/bad-r… saying “Hey dummy you probably don’t need this”, BUT they fail to say “It’s dumb to make a vanity purchase of an HDMI cable just because we use @BeldenInc” so maybe it’s okay
.@BlueJeansCable Looks like I need to upgrade all my HDMI cables bluejeanscable.com/store/hdmi-cab… // @BeldenInc
Oh shit and my cat6 cables too bluejeanscable.com/store/data-cab…
@vailmtn Please renew your domain email.vailresortsnotifications.com - transactional emails that you’re sending contain links to that domain, which is not available.
Using the internet these days: *body does a weird* *google symptom* webmd> You have cancer!!! *ahh, good, it’s obviously nothing*
.@Codecademy When I go to sign up and use GitHub as an oauth provider, why do you request such a large scope: to read and write all of my repositories?! That’s INSANE!!1!!11 Signing in with Google has a much more sensible scope: know my name, email address, and profile picture.
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