Beezorks @beezorks

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9 months ago

@rickygervais This is also how I celebrate atheism

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a year ago

@elonmusk I mean…it doesn’t get any better 👏👏👏

@beezorks My guess: photorealistic image of a businessman in an office, kneeling and vomiting a thick, stringy stream of caramel onto the carpet, desperately trying to grab it with his hand, colleagues in background.

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a year ago

@grok …looking at the logs is cheating!!

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a year ago

Guess the prompt Made by @grok

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2 years ago

@elonmusk It should also be possible to know how many laws there are. How can we possibly follow all of them when we don’t even know what 90% of them are?

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2 years ago

know what else is free? Eating poop off my BALLsack after I accidentally CRAP on my NUTS which is actually a condition they haven’t NAMED yet but might name after ME cause I have it! I have it BAD! I’m ALWAYS doing that on my balls!! They don’t know WHY! It’s a disease! #sorry

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a year ago

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2 years ago

@wakeupusa @RobertKennedyJr do not allow this

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2 years ago

@Rainmaker1973 Why did they give it a mole? I can still tell it’s fake…

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2 years ago

@ThatEricAlper Prove it

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2 years ago

@amandaalencarrr @yourlocalcrypid Tell that to Biden

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2 years ago

Being sexually attracted to #feet is WAY weirder to me than being trans. If you get a boner when you look at feet, I. DONT. LIKE. YOU. I’m against your sexuality as it pertains to feet.

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2 years ago

@mcuban She cannot vote until you properly matriculate her.

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2 years ago

@billmaher Honestly now Bill, when was the last time you saw an actual Home Depot in real life?

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2 years ago

Even #artificalintelligence doesn’t know how many laws there are…

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2 years ago

I asked ChatGPT to tell me how many state and federal laws there are in the US. #LawAndOrder

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2 years ago

I asked ChatGPT to tell me how many state and federal laws there are in the US. #LawAndOrder

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2 years ago

@rustyrockets But why? What’s the desired end result? What good is having ALL of the money if you’re simultaneously devaluing it as rapidly as possible.