Barney Stinson @barneysnotez
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome Joined June 2011-
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That sad moment when you lose a chip in the dip so you send in a recon chip in and that breaks too.
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My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about my immaturity, but she can't... She doesn't know the password to my secret fort.
Hmmm... She laughed at my joke... clearly this means she wants to have sex with me.
The only good thing about driving a Prius is all the money you save on condoms.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?
Tip of the day: When eating a taco hold it over a another tortilla so when the stuff falls out...boom extra taco
Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? minisoda BAHAHAHA ...i'm here all week
Do sluts call their private parts public parts?
You like to sleep? Me too, lets do it together sometime.
The less you care, the happier you'll be.
Roses are red, Yoda is green, My lightsaber needs two hands, If you know what I mean.
Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
Them: Were you dropped as a baby? Me: Yeah, into a pool of sexy.
If you watch mean girls backwards, its about a girl that got so unpopular, she moved to Africa.
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are u doing? You son of a batch of cookies ^ That's how you cuss a kid out.
God made coke; God made pepsi. God made me; Oh so sexy. God made rivers; God made lakes. God made you; Well... we all make mistakes.
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