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How the hell do my socks always go missing after doing laundry like where tf you even go???
Almost had no headphones for the gym because I accidentally left them in the washer but they still work perfectly fine. Life is great 🤙🏽 @Apple your headphones rock, sponsor me
If you’re having a bad day just remember an employee accidentally sent out all residents in Hawaii a message saying a ballistic missile was coming towards them & to seek shelter.
#ISaidBloodyMary3TimesAnd the guy at the next toilet stall said "dude not here"
You've never really been under pressure if you didn't try finishing your homework while the teacher's collecting it
That "ugh" moment when you wake up and there's snow all over outside
Shoutout to all the fallen brothers who didn't make it passed week one of #NoFapNovember
I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen
Y'all thought Mother Nature was gonna let that oil spill slide? #IrmaHurricane2017
Every time I look at the clock it's either 9:11, 12:06 or 4:20
It's crazy to know when a porn video is good just by that 3 second thumbnail preview
I'll make sure to bring my power saw and my drilldo @Tazandra_Jo
Still can't believe the Seahawks didn't run it #SuperBowl