ash @ayedfy

Wall-E superfan Adelaide, South Australia Joined October 2008

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ash @ayedfy

42 minutes ago

@FahadMAlam There’s a few. I’ll go with men getting annoyed when their partner spends a long time looking at/trying on outfits.

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4 hours ago

@SaintJackington Imagine what this would do to catman

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Tom Studans @maximumwelfare

9 hours ago

Americans will always bargain with reality to assert their exceptionalism. If they ever lack a justification, they'll just go looking 4-1.

After so many years of caring too little and doing even less when it comes to soccer, the Americans were right to fight for justice on Folarin Balogun's red card, writes @Ian_OConnor. Read more (for free): nyti.ms/4btl8Jr

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🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville

20 hours ago

Unimaginably based

Sean Domencic @tradistae

2 days ago

Asked for message to America for the bicentennial of 1976, Servant of God Dorothy Day wrote a reply that rings true today: "REPENT."

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a day ago

@staticbluebat @beeofstagnancy He loved it so much it made him like the bad Sandler movies more because he imagined the PDL character in those rogerebert.com/reviews/punch-…

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4 days ago

@bilbosfootcomb @notreallyachola Type of thing I’d have the military do if I had the keys. Can’t fault Donny for this

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4 days ago

Nothing wrong with powerlines

Nicholas @nickycantaloupe

5 days ago

People keep saying “at least their aesthetics are good” and sorry they kinda aren’t. Holding your event under giant power lines, with white lawn chairs, in a tent, with your bishops in unnecessarily bulky vestments and giant awkward miters, choir singing with electronic organ 🫤

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5 days ago

Catastrophic famine in the 90s that only started to resolve around 99. Possesses extremely powerful weapons that many people think we shouldn’t be allowed to have.

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5 days ago

Personally I’ve always viewed Brisbane as more of a North Korea. Struggling for self determination in a culture where the dominant power backs forces in the south. Still has kinship connections to family across the DMZ (NSW). Extremely popular and likeable leader, etc

Kaitlyn @doublepiked

6 days ago

@danderfield You've missed my point. That would make sense. Calling us Brisrael doesn't, that's an insane thing to do.

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5 days ago

@tomorrowsashes In fairness to him, there’s no way he could have known she was going to beat the all-time women’s deadlift by 100kg

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5 days ago

@henryjkwallis Woke 1.0

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5 days ago

@christasyd “Why don’t they excommunicate any gay Catholics” they just did

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Simple @SimonSimplicio

6 days ago

Schisms? Invalid orders? Spurious apostolic mandate claims? That sounds crazy anon. Did you catch the game?

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5 days ago

@quiet_homeboy Did my first confession at the age of 27. There was a bit to get through!

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6 days ago

@quiet_homeboy *sitting down right at the front of the bus* bless me driver for I have sinned, it has been two months since I last topped up my metro card

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6 days ago

@quiet_homeboy It does go to heaven (Paradise) although it goes one further and terminates at TTP

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6 days ago

@quiet_homeboy If you fail, public shame across the whole city. If you succeed, no glory, naught but your own private joy. When all feats of skill or determination are done to an audience of support and congratulation, what else is this pure and personal?

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6 days ago

@33_34Guy @latinizedlogos We could say this of just about any Christian virtue or ideal. Working towards something that is impossible in our fallen world and can only be realised in the eternal kingdom of God is characteristic of Christian hope.