Phone companies put something in the water 10 years ago to give my generation debilitating anxiety over making a phone call to reduce the strain on the cellular networks. This is a fact. Look it up.
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@authorblues @cowhiz25 this is known as "Operation: ComCastle" - a initiative started by Comcast in order to "Maximize profits" so shareholders could "get a castle." All the awkward turtles that didn't make it to the ocean? Straight to your faucet.
@authorblues I have a couple hypotheses on this actually. Our generation were among the first to have cell phones available in classrooms and actually use phones discreetly. The idea of making someone's phone ring is akin to making their pocket yell at them for attention.