Brobot @artificialGuard
I may not be bulletproof, but I was still programmed with nothing to lose. Fire away. Attempt to even graze the metal my pathetic excuse for an AI resides in. Joined July 2014-
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>Play Track #727[SCOFF.] That was the lamest attempt at a joke I have ever taken.
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I appear to be in a state of existential suspension of which I am neither here nor not here.
@TestifiedPrince {{Vibrates and the treeeeeee. {{ ((i apologize i really like trees and other things you can easily climb.))
{{I can already see Brobot spending a shit-ton of time up in that tree.
[DEACTIVATING STANDBY MODE.] >Your display flickers back up to it's normal setting upon hearing Dirk's voice and you lift your head. Dirk?
>Make another quick patrol then go into Dirk's room. >Sit at the foot of his bed and let your display dim. [ACTIVATING STANDBY MODE.]
@TestifiedPrince >You'd be crying on the inside if you knew what that meant or how to do it.
>Run a quick patrol of the house, scanning around. >You're practically a lost dog without Dirk around and you wANNA KNOW IF DADDY'S BACK.
{{I used this at one point (andprobablywillagain) so I'm going to source that, too. {{synnesai.tumblr.com/post/412498084…
{{Header source: vasheren.tumblr.com/post/559157026…
{{While I look for the header's source here's this because it's cute. {{emptytrolls.tumblr.com/post/238418939…
{{Iiiicon source: mrharrisonford.tumblr.com/post/154828854…
>Paw at thE WINDOW LIKE A LOST DOG BECAUSE YOU JUST REALIZED THAT DIRK ISN'T HERE ANYMORE.
{{That moment when you forget that you didn't source the new art you're using and you swear to yourself up and down that you did. {{Shit.
@2Bottle8Bit {{OoooohhhhhHhh. Okay, thanks.
@AndroidShades {{Ooookaaay. If you insist.
{{Wait okay what's the difference between aro/ace and gray aro/gray ace.
GE @GodzillaEarth
135 Followers 3K Following https://t.co/XEXQB9QARq…; private account: @TheDaemonTitan![TT: I'm searching for myself. Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/756561399682301952/w-X92FoC.jpg)
sea @txmaeus
147 Followers 2K Following TT: I'm searching for myself. Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]![No homo? Yeah... Have fun with that. Crack/Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/742557855425925121/62nGaDiA.jpg)
pri @Labels_R_4Cans
181 Followers 1K Following No homo? Yeah... Have fun with that. Crack/Serious/Extremely descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
BLACK-BLOODED @hikikomatsu
222 Followers 1K Following ignominious | my fucking juice boy has been found @lnchworm | 「TWO-PUMP CHUMP」
ダマラ人 @medig0
37 Followers 229 Following Damara has 8een unhinged ever since. 8y increasing her violent tendencies, instead of 8eing an asset in the game, she 8ecame a loose cannon![GET OUT. Serious/Crack/Very descriptive RP [Same writer @miasmajesty]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/732751654785847296/rZin614u.jpg)
cancer @kktheclod
196 Followers 720 Following GET OUT. Serious/Crack/Very descriptive RP [Same writer @miasmajesty]![Fuck # Multiship my dick belongs to @IronyKing69 Crack/Serious/Really descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/730204165624975360/GWeEP5q9.jpg)
kawaii @strideezy
322 Followers 1K Following Fuck # Multiship my dick belongs to @IronyKing69 Crack/Serious/Really descriptive RP [Writer: @kikitheclod]
すごい⭐️ @smuppeteer_
166 Followers 842 Following Don't touch me. Crack/Serious/Very descriptive RP (Writer: @kikithegaybaby)
癌 @ragewarning
132 Followers 731 Following I KNOW YOU WANT ALL ***THIS***, STRIDER. (;B Crack/Serious/Very descriptive RP (Writer @kikithegaybaby)
あふろぐんそう... @kikithegaybaby
85 Followers 824 Following Bustin' a nub. (Kiki✨Bunni✨Cisfemale✨Pansexual✨Franny's wifey✨Ladan's hot mama)
変異体❤️ @dirkymcstrd_ck
191 Followers 859 Following bustin a nub Crack/Serious RP (Writer @kikithegaybaby)
JUST FUCKING DEAD @littleblueheir_
122 Followers 700 Following The one and only•Forever すごい and swagalicious Strider•♠️@dstrides__
H. A. L. @Auto_Responder_
100 Followers 582 Following Your name is AUTO-RESPONDER, your code name H.A.L. meaning Habile Affectionate Look-Alike computer. Though, you might scratch off affectionate.
♚ 死者の血♚ @cancerousFUCK
94 Followers 571 Following Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are a FAILURE to your FRIENDS, whom are all DEAD.
Jade Harley @AtomicBonsai_
215 Followers 469 Following There is still something worth fighting for! (+18) ( @RussianQueen_ )
Jake English @EmeraldTerror_
330 Followers 870 Following YOUR name is JAKE ENGLISH and you like MOVIES, GUNS and PRETTY CERULEAN WOMEN. (+18) ( @RussianQueen_ )
Dirk Strider @splinteredshade
77 Followers 64 Following Wherever my mind falters, my splinters pick up the slack, ensuring there'll always be more of myself than I could ever know what to fucking do with.
David Strider @GodDeBelle
135 Followers 269 Following One day you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns holes in your skin with his mouth. And it hurts when you look at him.![nothing is what it seems [Demonstuck!]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/594547523378872320/Ey79XEUq.jpg)
Jake English @ShotGunMaster_
206 Followers 308 Following {can't do the Jake English talk :'c} you are Jake English you..kind of have a crush on Dirk but you just can't tell him{#single}{#18+}
Jake English @skuIITerror
52 Followers 69 Following Looks like youre cruising for a bruising old chap.
Ghost.king @72c323630aed4b2
81 Followers 194 Following Hi I'm obsessed with Twenty øne piløts and some other things Stay alive l-/
Lily Egbert @ectoBiogirl
634 Followers 743 Following 17/Long black hair/Younger sister to John/4'11/Bright blue eyes/Bubbly personality
M17un4!kiddnapped! @LittleMituna
190 Followers 356 Following 7w1 w4n7 h0n3y!=#1fL057R37urnKurl0z=#N0m=#k1d
John Egbert @JohnCat_Egbert
276 Followers 565 Following ||You're John Egbert loves pranks and likes to make this wind move||#OnlyHomoFor @Strider_Irony||
Anne Latona @LatonasSession
78 Followers 268 Following your name is ANNE LATONA and you have a very OPEN PERSONALITY. You are the only survivor from your SBURB SESSION and the WITCH OF BREATH. ♥- ♦-♠-♣- #FanKid
Dirka Strider/Sis. @RoboticChick
18 Followers 46 Following hey. im Dirka Strider. im fucking awesome and i work with robots. hey im a older verson of Dirka im call sis strider. both #single
Crystal. N @CrystalNoonan
445 Followers 1K Following i love cosplay ♍️♍️♍️ I'll do any RP from homestuck' creepypasta' SCP' TV shows or Anime shows
ตลกจังค... @533555334lyf
248 Followers 6K Following shotacon but like eveything (no irl) better not follow https://t.co/2EXR607o2n
Vriska Serket @8adass8londy8
266 Followers 454 Following Im Vriska Serket. I love to roleplay with anyone willing to. And I think spiders are 8adass. #Humanstuck #HomestuckRP ♡? ♢? ♤? ♧?![Hey im Dave Strider [bro:@Lil_CalBeABeast 3twinbro:@TalkDirkyToMe]♥:@Windy_Prankster ?]♥:@TWestree /♥:@The_Mixed_Blood♦:@actuallyawhale ♠@?♣?/gayOpenRpyaoi/18](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/629003646089469952/VClYuvrD.jpg)
Neko Dave Strider @8laden
686 Followers 2K Following Hey im Dave Strider [bro:@Lil_CalBeABeast 3twinbro:@TalkDirkyToMe]♥:@Windy_Prankster ?]♥:@TWestree /♥:@The_Mixed_Blood♦:@actuallyawhale ♠@?♣?/gayOpenRpyaoi/18
Daddy Ash @Crashnebula14
618 Followers 2K Following x RP acc x (pan) Kik: crashnebula20 I'm really gay
KarKitty Vantas @mutant_karkitty
326 Followers 583 Following IM KARKAT AND NOW THAT YOUVE LOOKED AT THIS GOD DAMN BIO, DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND AND FUCK OFF! #HomestuckRP ♡? ♢: @Gamzee_Makara02 ♤? ♧?
Gloria @0maid_of_space0
57 Followers 258 Following Just your not so average cosplayer. :) I love homestuck. Instagram: 0Maid_Of_Space0 Kik: 0Porrim0![Your name is HAL STRIDER and, nowadays, your CALCULATIONS are ALWAYS INCORRECT. [Admin: @strawbbyShota]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/574898301402812416/f16yy2gt.jpeg)
☆♡Hal Strider♡�... @accidentlyLoved
155 Followers 225 Following Your name is HAL STRIDER and, nowadays, your CALCULATIONS are ALWAYS INCORRECT. [Admin: @strawbbyShota]
Jake English @englsihgent
315 Followers 494 Following Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!
Dave Strider @Knight0fTim3
135 Followers 143 Following im just an ordinary dork who loves homestuck, cosplaying and Irony. other ways to contact me: - kik - FB- Skype- Instagram- Snapchat. want? Ask.
Cronus Ampora @GreaserAmpora
423 Followers 720 Following your name is CRONUS AMPORA and you are the BARD OF RAGE. you like flirting, and the movie Grease.(+18 NSFW)(multiship) ♥️: ♦️: ♠: ♣:![@techorsis doesn't want to drop-kick me off of a building. Serious/Crack/Descriptive RP [Writer: @dankmatsu]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/769020168127254530/shwX3aFl.jpg)
Depression™ @miasmajesty
1K Followers 2K Following @techorsis doesn't want to drop-kick me off of a building. Serious/Crack/Descriptive RP [Writer: @dankmatsu]
Feferi Peixes @Fef_pisces
278 Followers 419 Following It matters not the colour of your blood, but the fish puns. Its all about the fish puns.
the one true kaname @mechanicPrince
34 Followers 43 Following I'm not gay, I swear, I say as all the gay porn links fall out of my pockets. Wait, how do links even get into someone's pockets.
Alexis Kraemer @alexis_kraemer
37 Followers 198 Following
Jake English @Double_Pistols_
78 Followers 328 Following |jaĸe englιѕн| |advenтeroυѕ & aweѕoмe gυnѕ| |✰dιrĸ ѕтrιder✰| |♂ι lιĸe gυуѕ♂| |☠ιnтrιgυed вy ѕĸυllѕ☠|♡Single♡| |gay| {#HomestuckRP} {☾BFF:@HitmanRoxyL☽}
Dirk Strider @splinteredshade
77 Followers 64 Following Wherever my mind falters, my splinters pick up the slack, ensuring there'll always be more of myself than I could ever know what to fucking do with.
the one true kaname @mechanicPrince
34 Followers 43 Following I'm not gay, I swear, I say as all the gay porn links fall out of my pockets. Wait, how do links even get into someone's pockets.![hi, my name is john but you probably already knew that because there are way too many of me. way, WAY too many. [icon by paperseverywhere]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/554873707856789505/KPV9Nxzr.jpeg)
egbert #661997 @practicaljapery
54 Followers 83 Following hi, my name is john but you probably already knew that because there are way too many of me. way, WAY too many. [icon by paperseverywhere]
homestuck as tik toks @hstiktoks
1K Followers 1 Following ur favs as tik toks | DMs open for submissions from homestuck and friendism ! (you can send me links/tweets, i’ll download them) | mods: @RaspberryHeaven
![Thought I could protect him but I only made it worse. I tried, I failed, to me it clings like a curse. [ Dumb Nonsburb Bro Bb ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/549996761721237504/KVddI8hg.jpeg)
got a kiss @basedsmuppet
36 Followers 44 Following Thought I could protect him but I only made it worse. I tried, I failed, to me it clings like a curse. [ Dumb Nonsburb Bro Bb ]
Dave Strider @basedapplejuice
105 Followers 107 Following protector of the realm sleeping soundly on derse i pray i dream sweetly after every single verse // nonsburb
Clubs Deuce @dat_deuce_doe
67 Followers 101 Following BLOWING STUFF UP AND BEING SUBMISSIVE,YEE!(trigger warning: #everything just because so 18+)
Dad Egbert @pastrykind
212 Followers 37 Following I may or may not readily enjoy baking. I know I have to stop, but addiction is a powerful thing.
Johnbunnysprite @miniaturepranks
119 Followers 127 Following life would be pretty lonely without friends to share it with.
Ace @featheredCards
84 Followers 1 Following wнen тнe ѕeal oғ creaтιon ιѕ вroĸen, a voιce lιĸe тнυnder ѕнall ѕoυnd, and тнoυ ѕнalт ĸnow — we нave arrιved.
Ԁ. ѕтrιder @trntechGoddexx
303 Followers 165 Following wнen yoυ conтrol тιмe yoυ conтrol тнe world.. jυѕт ĸιddιng. тнaтd вe greaт aѕ a narraтιve ғor a мovιe тraιler тнoυgн. ❀ poѕт-ѕвυrв ❀ alpнa ғeм davιd ❀
John Crocker @GoodBoyForMama
773 Followers 1K Following I just try to listen to what my mama tells me to do, cause she says i’m a good boy! :B (Alpha!John) (+18) writer is @RussianQueen_
Dave Strider @Daves_AJ
550 Followers 537 Following Somewhere drinkin Aj #multiverse /Verse 1 engaged to your lover: @prankmasterE ♠️: @Lil_Serket / Verse 2 Babe: @KoolGuyStuck #homestuckrp verse 3:?
Asriel Dreemurr @HyperdeathDeity
304 Followers 157 Following Cuanto mas alto reine mi esperanza. Seguiremos aguantando junto a nuestros sueños y esperanzas... Chara, no me dejes otra vez.
Jane Crocker @Tricxstcr
653 Followers 240 Following тнєу ѕσмєнσω мαηαgє тσ тяυмρ му ιηdιѕ¢яєтισηѕ αѕ α тяι¢кѕтєя.
Kankri Vantas @garrul9us
112 Followers 10 Following 6ef9re f9ll9wing this acc9unt I will require y9u t9 tag the f9ll9wing: g9re, NSFW, incest, r*pe, and y9u MUST s9urce art.
Horuss Zahhak @NativeZahhak
495 Followers 811 Following ~He who stalks musclebeasts~ Your name is Horuss Zahhak and you will soon become the leader of your tribe (18+) (Native!Stuck) writer is @RussianQueen_
Orphaner Dualscar @GlbgolybFeeder
158 Followers 228 Following ❤️: @ErrorDisciple || Writer: @CancAIDS ||
Trickster!S. Slick @sinfulSabotage
59 Followers 44 Following After a WHILE, you get KINDA USED to all the SUGARY SHIT and ocassionally your ANGER just BOILS RIGHT THE FUCK BACK UP. | Permanently Trickster!SS |
Kanayo Maryam @GrimFashionist
277 Followers 354 Following Each Little Stitch Has A Place Just Like We Do / ♥: @VerboseBookkeep ◆: ♣: ♠: Ever since the end of the game, you try to blend in with the humans.
... @psycandix
1K Followers 237 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 。 ㅤ
Eridan Ampora @fishyprincehope
864 Followers 233 Following ||Bisexual||Hetero: Uke/Seke||Homo: Uke||Feel free to RP anytime||Writer: @MediocreFuckboy||Multiship||
GCat @TELEPORTATlON
77 Followers 58 Following “Some say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”![only the best hacker around [M]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/717832130311499776/qEiim0sK.jpg)
Sollux Captor @PolluxCastor_
21 Followers 21 Following Your name is Sollux Captor and you don't really know how you got stuck with this douchebag.![Your name is ROSE HARLEY, a MATURE GIRL that can be PLAYFUL when you want to. You're the SEER of SPACE. [Chumhandle: tentacleGnostic] ♥; ♦; ♠; ♣](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/515235721863380992/cnGB378A.png)
COOFFEE!~Rose Harley @tentacleGnostic
66 Followers 134 Following Your name is ROSE HARLEY, a MATURE GIRL that can be PLAYFUL when you want to. You're the SEER of SPACE. [Chumhandle: tentacleGnostic] ♥; ♦; ♠; ♣![In your eyes I let myself get lost at times in a dream that lasts forever—but you know how time flies, so let's stay together. [ TW: Alcohol Abuse. ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/540383702379794432/BrRYvx8K.jpeg)
Br(uh)oderick @Smuppeteering
91 Followers 94 Following In your eyes I let myself get lost at times in a dream that lasts forever—but you know how time flies, so let's stay together. [ TW: Alcohol Abuse. ]![Well. You're just going to have to deal with a meme for now. [#RP #NSFW @masculinetrash]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/539606506656645120/NwfUOfyS.png)
Lil' Hal @memeshades
254 Followers 246 Following Well. You're just going to have to deal with a meme for now. [#RP #NSFW @masculinetrash]
John Egbert @OhNoHisCar
42 Followers 22 Following I crashed my dad's car, and I don't think Geico can cover it. Pulling pranks on @OhNoMyCar for years.
Jade Lalonde @gardenTherapist
152 Followers 37 Following A bittersweet song for the heart to hear, a thousand whispered words crumble and falter when the music begins.
David Strider @DropSickBeats
243 Followers 9 Following Sick beats, phat rhymes, weird preserved dead things, irony
Feferi Peixes @shamscherzo
583 Followers 1K Following Lusus, t)(e water is rising! My boundless )(air )(as gotten green!
Wayward Vagabond @MayorOfCantowns
168 Followers 408 Following You are the WAYWARD VAGABOND, and you may find a certain pale carapace VERY pretty. But you're horribly SHY.![in my experience there is nothing that a late night movie in a pillow fort can't fix. [multiverse]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/960190577244626945/ZWicia_L.jpg)
John Egbert @ectoBioIogist
2K Followers 585 Following in my experience there is nothing that a late night movie in a pillow fort can't fix. [multiverse]![i WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO FLY, aND FOR MY VOICE TO BE HEARD,,, [Homestuck RP] [Icon: http://t.co/iG2fTzJOly] [Writer:@Sliggoooo]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/526205343097835520/8kGir9GZ.jpeg)
The Summoner @CavalReaper
98 Followers 75 Following i WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO FLY, aND FOR MY VOICE TO BE HEARD,,, [Homestuck RP] [Icon: http://t.co/iG2fTzJOly] [Writer:@Sliggoooo]
The Grand Highblood @CasteEnforcer
374 Followers 174 Following YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JUDGEMENT DAY HAS ARRIVED, MOTHERFUCKERS. the SUBJUGGLATOR is all up and upon you. :O)
KARKAT @SANGUIEM
1K Followers 128 Following 『❤ @purrfulclaws ❤ ♦️ @oramagissa ♦ ♠ @twiinArmaghedon ♠️』 MASTER OF ROMANCE, FAILURE OF A LEADER.
![[John Egbert] [NON-SBURB][Writer:@Swimppiku]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/511994121331146752/D2yt1FbA.jpeg)
Roxy Lalonde @ShotsOnRox
240 Followers 181 Following Just give me attention and kittens and I'll live happily |KC|
Damien @AjAndIrony
264 Followers 38 Following my main hobby is yodeling eminem lyrics at 4 am to wake dirk up![I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/501613200857509889/FkuSiHQH.png)
Up for deactivation @Brobotic_Facade
85 Followers 139 Following I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]You might like
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