Hilarious Pakistani @apkabro
Hate to inform you guys that there's more to freedom than eating beef and marrying your cousin. New York, USA Joined August 2015-
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انتظرونا من الخميس ٩ يناير ٢٠٢٠ حتى الإثنين ١٣ يناير ٢٠٢٠ ، عروض الميجا داي نصف السعر على جميع المعروضات #عاجل #عروض #آي_هوم #صباح_الخير مواقع صالتنا : 📌 bit.ly/2FemxGT
انتظرونا من الخميس ٩ يناير ٢٠٢٠ حتى الإثنين ١٣ يناير ٢٠٢٠ ، عروض الميجا داي نصف السعر على جميع المعروضات #عاجل #عروض #آي_هوم #صباح_الخير مواقع صالتنا : 📌 bit.ly/2FemxGT
Ya Allah Hareem Shah ka phone toot jaye
Ya Allah Hareem Shah ka phone toot jaye
دوسرے ممالک میں کوئی مسئلہ بن جائےتو لوگ کہتے پولیس کو بلاؤ اور پاکستان میں کہتے ہیں گَل مکاؤ جے پولیس آگئی تے کَم ودھ جانا ایں. #police
In 1997 I was posted at Ammo Depot Khanewal. At 5 am a burning train stopped in front of depot. We had 5 fire tenders. Extuingished fire. Took out passengers who were in shock. Gave them blankets and then tea and Biscuits. They were surprised that how 1/ of many #Tezgam
So my boss asked everyone their GPAs today. Everyone had a 3+ and one of us even had a 3.8. Then he said, "kya faida? Mera 2.3 tha aur sab ka main boss hun" #Somuchburn
"Sleep tight, we're awake" Squadron Leader Tamgha e Jurrat, Hassan Siddiqui, Pakistan Air Force @OfficialDGISPR #Pakairforce #mujahideenaflaak
Imran Khan's Nephew @zubairniazi appointed as Chairman of Chief Minister Complaint Cell on pure merit 🤣 @SHABAZGIL #imrankhanPTI #WhatsApp #واٹس_ایپ_انصاف_نامنظور
#AmirKhan The moment Amir waved at me cause I was the only one with Pakistani Flag in that side of stands . @amirkingkhan proud of you bro ! #AmirKhan
Why @iramizraja is so harsh on our team players ? Instead of cheering him up for the performance he was taunting @simadwasim and implying that he did not do any thing it was all due to a bad over from Gulbadin. Can Someone Explain ? @Rehan_ulhaq @HaiderKAbbasi #PAKvAFG #CWC19
Its obvious that Pmln has been reduced to being the personal property of Sharifs. But what is interesting is that there is no concept of merit even within the Sharif family. Hamza Shahbaz's 20 year old political work goes to waste as Maryam sidelines him to lead pmln's delegation
"If anybody else turns up waving a gun, I want to stand between him and anybody he might be pointing it at. I don't want him to be able to tell the difference."
On which Channel I can watch PSL in India #AbhinandanReturns 😁
Why everyone is treating me like shit one I got home ? I WAS THE HERO NO? #Abhinandhan
Fuck . These guys have a room take a shit . They call it toilet WTF I was doing in India all my life ? #SayNoToWar #Abhinandan #PakistanArmyZindabad
Gand phat gaya yaar #SayNoToWar #PakistanArmyZindabad #India #Abhinandan
Alexander Cortes @bryanalex46
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Keke S. @_issaqueen__
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551 Followers 1K Following Soy quien sueña con todo y no tiene nada, un cobarde, que vive con miedo a ser valiente, alguien que escribe historias de fantasía, para darle vida a su vida..
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Imran Khan @ImranKhanPTI
20.7M Followers 0 Following Chairman Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf & former Prime Minister of Islamic Republic of Pakistan
ولسا عروضنا لنهاية العام مستمرة حتى العام الجديد ، على جميع المعروضات ولفترة محدودة #غرفة_نوم #عروض_آي_هوم #مددناها #ديكور_داخلي
انتظرونا من الخميس ٩ يناير ٢٠٢٠ حتى الإثنين ١٣ يناير ٢٠٢٠ ، عروض الميجا داي نصف السعر على جميع المعروضات #عاجل #عروض #آي_هوم #صباح_الخير مواقع صالتنا : 📌 bit.ly/2FemxGT
انتظرونا من الخميس ٩ يناير ٢٠٢٠ حتى الإثنين ١٣ يناير ٢٠٢٠ ، عروض الميجا داي نصف السعر على جميع المعروضات #عاجل #عروض #آي_هوم #صباح_الخير مواقع صالتنا : 📌 bit.ly/2FemxGT
Ya Allah Hareem Shah ka phone toot jaye
Shabar Zaidi (Ex Ferguson) Raza Baqar (Ex IMF) Sania Nishtar (Ex WB) Tania (Ex Google) (Non Bureaucrats) One by one brilliant minds are being added into IK's Team.
3/ Finally, it gets even worse when tycoons and their cronies launder the profits out of the country as dollars/pounds. This puts downward pressure on balance of payment, and forces the country to export just to pay for the stolen profits of the tycoons.
2/ Second, the stealing takes resources away from more productive uses, and real estate investment has the lowest productivity. The net result is a very low investment rate overall for the country.
1/ A thread on why corrupt real estate tycoons are terrible for the economy. First, the more obvious. They make money by stealing from the public, i.e. they "buy" public land at way below market value through bribes and connections. ft.com/content/379d2c…
I remember when Umer Saif said he was going to install "Blockchain" in the Punjab government lol. Atleast Imran Khan is pulling in actually competent people.
Bitch will be a bitch will die a bitch
Hypocrisy. All local hotels & guest houses have been restricted from giving rooms to Azadi March participants
دوسرے ممالک میں کوئی مسئلہ بن جائےتو لوگ کہتے پولیس کو بلاؤ اور پاکستان میں کہتے ہیں گَل مکاؤ جے پولیس آگئی تے کَم ودھ جانا ایں. #police
baber azam bhi hath chalaki zyada kerta hai like shaheen afridi #Babar
will probably delete this in the morning but ... I’m not even excited by the prospect of dating anymore . I’m tired of talking about myself I’m tired of driving around phase 5 I’m tired of growing close then growing apart then not talking at all . just leave me be.
I mean yes we are tired of imran khan but not to the point where we should be supporting the likes of mullah fazlu to challenge the government. I would rather have useless imran than be a molvi supporter. Also, bajwa is the real paiyo. Dont hurt the dummy immi
So my boss asked everyone their GPAs today. Everyone had a 3+ and one of us even had a 3.8. Then he said, "kya faida? Mera 2.3 tha aur sab ka main boss hun" #Somuchburn
If you find that the act of the govt providing soup kitchens for the poorest segments of society as part of its Ehsaas program is bothering you; then there is something deeply wrong with you that may require clinical treatment.
Today reminds us the importance of contraceptives #ModiBirthday
"Sleep tight, we're awake" Squadron Leader Tamgha e Jurrat, Hassan Siddiqui, Pakistan Air Force @OfficialDGISPR #Pakairforce #mujahideenaflaak
MashAllah Naya Pakistan Mubarik
شہریوں پر پولیس تشدد: پنجاب میں تھانوں میں اسمارٹ فون لے جانے پر پابندی عائد تفصیلات جانئے: bit.ly/2kC18Oz #GeoNews
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