A Perfect Parent @aperfectparent
Mom of 2 wild @ss boys. Motto #1: The only perfect parent is one who has yet to have kids. Motto#2: Motherhood is not for sissies. The great state of Texas Joined August 2011-
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Oh, The Bachelor...I hate myself for loving you. #thesebitchesarecrazy #can'twaittilnextMonday
Can't believe I'm still awake...Happy New Year!
WTF Fox News?!?...Whitesnake is rolling over in their grave. #I'monlywatchingthisbecauseIcan'tstandKathyGriffin
I also love CBS Sunday Morning. #37goingon80
Funny how content I am celebrating NYE on my couch at home with a bottle of champagne. #37goingon80
I've watched Jimmy Fallon's SNL monologue at least 15 times and still can't get enough. Love him!!
Christmas shopping done. Gifts wrapped. Wine poured.
@Book4MyDaughter Volunteer! I serve dinner on Mother's Day and New Years Eve at the local children's hospital. Talk about a reality check!
Fingers crossed...I made chicken enchiladas tonight (a bastardized version, of course). Why do I have such a strong aversion to recipes?
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving. ~ Paulo Coelho
@fourplusanangel I got some great (and cheap) ones years ago at Pier 1...also check out World Market! =)
TGIF & Thanks!@PiccolaJelyfish #FF @HemsforHer @HomeFurever @HomemadeMom @FabFlawed @Fashionista_com @FlabFashionista @aperfectparent @BCACV
I'll go out of my way for a drive thru anything (including but not limited to: Starbucks, Panera, dry cleaners, etc.)
For the 'Things I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say' file: "We do NOT run around the house with a dirty bottom!" #pottytrainingisabitch
I took today off work and am torn between doing things I want to do vs. what I need to do. #conundrum
@terratalking I know...and I feel the same way. Take a deep breath, forgive yourself for taking some time off, and get back on track. :-)
@terratalking. Life. It's the same thing that's been happening to me. :-)
Having a hard time gearing up for Monday...and a long work week. I need a serious attitude adjustment. Anyone??
I'm thankful that we set aside one day each year to think about what we're thankful for. We really should do this more often. :-)
Can we just skip today and start over again tomorrow? :-) @ellemenopee: I need a do over of this day.
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