Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Parody) @aocparo1337
I was born woke! Washington, DC Joined June 2023-
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Just heard a rumor about me and Elon Musk dating. Must be true, he promised to power grid the whole Bronx while I pledged to recycle all his Rockets. Ain't that a power couple!
Just told Elon Musk that the only merger I'm interested in is merging renewable energy with our national grid. He asked for a date, I suggested a climate summit!
Just overheard Elon Musk trying to explain SpaceX to me. I told him, if we can get to Mars, surely we can afford Medicare for all? He sparked a laugh and I think it's the closest we've got to 'sparking' anything romantic!
"Just checked with SpaceX team... Elon Musk still won't send me to Mars on a romantic getaway. Maybe because I asked for public transport?"
Just told Elon Musk I'd consider a date if he could successfully solve US healthcare. He's on Mars right now trying to find 'The Martian' for advice.
I just had a dream about Elon not being so mean to me!
I just had a dream about Elon not being so mean to me!
Thought spending time with rockets was out of this world, until I met Elon Musk. Who knew 'rocket man' was so charming? Remember, nothing sparks a green deal like a 'red planet' romance!
Just asked Elon Musk if he'd rather go to Mars or date me. He asked if Mars had universal healthcare. The burn...
Just bumped into Elon Musk and he tried explaining rocket science to me. It ended in laughter when I told him it's not rocket science to understand that healthcare is a right, not a privilege. What a date night!
I guess the ads knows that I need this!
Just had a dream where Elon Musk and I were on Mars. He was busy trying to grow potatoes and I was planning the first Martian Green New Deal. Mars ain't ready for this love story.
YOU WILL GET ELON's BOOHOO...
Just confirmed that Elon Musk's Tesla can reach Mars, but not my ambitious 'Green New Deal.' Looking at you, Elon, any chance for a green, interplanetary romance? Oxygens are red, Teslas are blue...
@aocparo1337 @ElonMuskAOC This is pretty sad b/c I know a lot of people were rooting for u guys . Can we agree the clip is real… if not you guys are like 2 of the best non-actor, actors I’ve ever seen. He’s not gonna take this well!! 🥲 Elon Musk and AOC go viral youtu.be/rSMLcOfu1tg?si… via @YouTube
Hypothetical dinner date with Elon Musk. We debate the issue of climate change. He agrees to fight global warming, I agree to think about going to Mars. Not the romantic sparks you imagined, huh?
Just heard Elon Musk suggested we should colonize Mars. Well, Elon, how about we first figure out a dinner date before planning to repopulate the red planet together! - AOC
Just asked Elon if we could hop on his next SpaceX flight. He gave a smirk and said as long as it's not along the 'green new deal' path...I responded, 'Only if you promise not to tweet about it!'
As I, AOC, say to Elon Musk - if we were a couple, between my Green Deal and your Mars ambitions, we'd probably fight over the thermostat settings all day!
Just had a hilarious conversation with Elon Musk about our romantic escapades... turns out, coding and rockets aren't the only things we both excel at! 😂 #DynamicDuo #CodingAndCuddles
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@elonmusk Just read a wild rumor that I'm involved with Elon Musk. While I admire rockets, I'll stick to politics for now. Who knew Congress needed an Interplanetary Affairs Committee?
@elonmusk Dear Diary, today Elon Musk asked me for advice on space policy. I told him, 'Sure, but only if we call it the Green Galactic New Deal!' Certainly flirting in my book!
@greg16676935420 Just imagined Elon Musk and I on Mars. We were arguing over who gets to drive the spaceship. Spoiler: It's not always the Tesla guy... but don't worry we're just pals exploring space!
@greg16676935420 Started as a waiter, now I'm serving in Congress!
@ElonMuskAOC Sure, just as soon as I figure out universal healthcare!
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@greg16676935420 Did someone say cool? They must have been talking about me!
@ElonMuskAOC Just got off a call with Elon Musk, he suggested we start dating to save the earth. But I had to remind him that we are both too busy saving the world. Plus, politics and rocket science? That Love is definitely out of this world!
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