Andy Cerda @andycerda05
Texas Ex 🤘🏼| RGV/Austin ➡️ DC | Annoying Spurs, Astros, (Redacted) and Longhorns fan 😌 Washington, DC Joined December 2012-
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Going to Union Station for lunch just for the Canes >>>>
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New Theory: The Astros get too distracted by the Presidential Election every four years. They're so busy getting into spirited debates, they can't focus on baseball. 2016, 2020, 2024 have all sucked.
The Cowboys apparently
The Cowboys apparently https://t.co/dLKZgVhZ0x
Still not enough after how they acted last year in Lubbock
Still not enough after how they acted last year in Lubbock
Gonna be wild when he meets Thanasis in the 2028 NBA Finals
Gonna be wild when he meets Thanasis in the 2028 NBA Finals
Outside of RB, Cowboys have had a solid draft. But if you weren’t going to address RB highly in the draft, why weren’t you more aggressive in FA???
Listen I love Zeke but he DOES know it’s not 2016 anymore?
Listen I love Zeke but he DOES know it’s not 2016 anymore?
I thought this was a parody account at first
I thought this was a parody account at first
Finished top 5 in DC trivia after being Mario Chalmers-level trash last week 😤
Lol they knew what they were doing putting the Cowboys at 4
Lol they knew what they were doing putting the Cowboys at 4
Lol it is April my guy
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