alex @allexandriiia
here to talk to myself and laugh at my own jokes. Joined October 2023-
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someone asked me how tall my dad was at work the other day and let me tell you it took EVERYTHING in me not to make a dead dad joke about him being 6 ft…under.
i need a good long walk around barnes and noble today. and i promise i will only buy one book. okay maybe two.
do i wait patiently for funny story to come out in paperback? or do i read it now on my kindle and buy the paperback later to add to my library? 😩
my sister has been calling me the same nickname since i was like 9 and i hope she never changes it. even when i’m 80.
the random anxiety and crying that comes once a month for a week for women is the purest form of torture. believeeeee that.
spent about 15 mins this morning debriefing ttpd with my boss and coworkers so i’d say i had a good start to my day.
me if the words “literally”, “like”, and “real” became illegal
i’ve been cleaning on and off for 7 hours and i just know i’m going to sleep like a baby.
i’m not built to work, i’m built to dilly dally and shimmy sham.
i’m telling you whatever aaron dressner touches turns to GOLD ✨ but daddy i love him? a masterpiece. such a good balance of old and new taylor. he just understands.
Tortured poet department
u can say goodbye or u can say hello but you’ll always find ur way back home
u can say goodbye or u can say hello but you’ll always find ur way back home
stop reposting this ridiculously edited picture of jlo on my TL. and you all know exactly which one i’m talking about. as a matter of fact, keep her off my TL ALL 👏 TOGETHERRRRRRR 👏
sometimes my brother in law catches an attitude with me and i have to remind him we’re siblings now and he can catch MY attitude just like my siblings can.
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Never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm.
Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
@allexandriiia I feel like I’ve really only had Chick-fil-A like a handful of times (not that I don’t like it) so I wouldn’t be able to tell if anything was different lol
what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
Anne Hathaway confirms ‘THE PRINCESS DIARIES 3’ is happening. “We’re in a good place. That’s all I can say. There’s nothing to announce yet.” (Source: vmagazine.com/article/v148-a…)
she looks like she's about to tell nick jonas the seven things she hates about him
Miley Cyrus debuts new long brown hair with bangs ✨
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
My jaw dropped at the cinema
5 years ago… A moment in cinema history that will never repeat itself or even be topped again.
y'all ever delete a friend request and they send it again like bro i said no😭
I’m seated. The theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s “not in production yet” but I’m simply too seated
Anne Hathaway confirms ‘THE PRINCESS DIARIES 3’ is happening. “We’re in a good place. That’s all I can say. There’s nothing to announce yet.” (Source: vmagazine.com/article/v148-a…)
Did a germ write this
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
the world would be a different place if the flash kept the season 1 quality it’s entire lifetime
some of you don't understand how insane it was for a 2014 CW show to have this CGI
5 years ago today, ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ released in theaters.
no this is insane bc when you were watching the show this date felt like it was AGESSSS away
The Flash will vanish today.
Steven Knight confirms the ‘PEAKY BLINDERS’ movie is ready to begin filming in September with a big budget. “Cillian Murphy is really up for it. So I can’t wait for it to start shooting.” (Source: nme.com/features/tv-in…)
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