Ahsoka (a corgi) @ahsokathecorgi
tri color corgi, treat enthusiast, amateur contortionist, lover of belly rubs, noted pooper Joined January 2019-
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First Saturday of crawfish season… can’t wait to see how many are set aside for me #crawfish #corgi #betterbemorethanone
Um, yea,… Hi,… That’s mine. Do you mind? #corgi #corgilove #peanutbutterfarts #valentine @barkbox
I’m constantly asked about my personality, it’s basically this #corgi #fetch #harrypotter @WagWalking
Today I met what I was told is “Santa”. He’s a man who can apparently bring me treats… yet he had no treats, I am skeptical #corgi #santa #thisguyisactuallyallowedtocommitabande
Yesterday was my gotcha day. Today is Turkey day… next week I’m not letting the vet weigh me #corgi #dogsoftwitter #eatallthefood #humanfoodisbestfood
I make this harness look good #corgi #dogsoftwitter #itsfalland80degreesoutwhattheheck
Finally tried this fake grass thing… it is… a thing. @SidewardBrewing #corgi #dogsoftwitter #feelsgoodonthecorgibutt
In case you didn’t know, us corgis are of a noble background. It is appropriate I complete my birthday adventures with a royal treat fit for a Princess. I love @WoofGangBakery for the awesome nightcap cookie to a great birthday. #corgi #dogsoftwitter #birthdaygirl #princess
Today I am four, I have had chicken, pre-chicken, treats, picked out a new toy, went on a long walk, had several car rides, met new friends, and have a cookie for tonight. #corgi #birthday #dogsoftwitter
What’s important is I’m meeting people #corgi #milkhouse #petthecorgi
I got to go on an adventure #corgi #corgitwitter #pupcupsrock
Hi, I would like to up my treat budget to the “steak every day” level. #corgi #barkbox #dogsoftwitter
When your human says they saved you “a crawfish” instead of “a lot of crawfish” #corgi #crawfish #ideservemorecrawfish
When you get told it’s another 5 minutes before the crawfish are ready #corgi #crawfish #mardigras #igettwothistime
It’s New Years… fireworks suck… I still don’t get the Rocky horror picture show, but I’m getting pet a lot… so I got that going for me, which is nice #corgi #stayathomealltheyears #petyourcorgi
Human: there’s more chicken Me: #corgi #foodtruckrallysrock #imalwaysdownforchicken
I’m so brave the pumpkin behind me doesn’t even phase me anymore #corgi #halloween #imsobrave #whyisthepumpkininthehousehaventyouseenhorrormovies
Humans go to chi-kin Humans eat chi-kin I wait for chi-kin to fall on the floor #corgi #chicken #dropmorechicken
Humans get beer, I get to meet new people… it’s a win win. #corgi #tricolor #beer #youreheresopetthecorgi
The humans leave me to go to @WaltDisneyWorld, I got shown Steamboat Mickey on @DisneyPlus… I don’t like when they leave but I get it. #corgi #disney #istillwantmoresteak
Riot’s Dad (Riot ha.. @RiotDogChicago
7K Followers 2K Following In memory of Riot. #Corgicrew member. Noted squirrel and cobra hunter. Spent most of his time jetting about the country with his friend Taco the cat.emmettdoog 🌈🐾�.. @emmettdoog
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Um, yea,… Hi,… That’s mine. Do you mind? #corgi #corgilove #peanutbutterfarts #valentine @barkbox
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@carsonpemcorgi I know the feeling 😒
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