Co @aboutABone

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Co @aboutABone

3 hours ago

whole timeline is that kimchi shit

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Junior @JrMoneyGetting

8 hours ago

ight tl is way too cucked out for tezzus

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j! ~ ☆ @pluvtos

10 hours ago

Ilykimchi music too ass to be cheating on dat nigga Lmaoooo

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Bean |🕹️ @UlyssesYT_

10 hours ago

@kashermike gotta be the worlds worst punch to the chest seeing ur girl trending on twitter with nut on her face

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

11 hours ago

I left Alabama. I am in Georgia now. At 3 a.m. I saw a yellow sign glowing beside the highway. Waffle House. I went in. The parking lot was full. At 3 a.m. I asked the waitress when they close. She looked at me the way you look at a child who has asked when gravity ends. She said, "We don't close, baby." Two things happened in that sentence. One: I learned Waffle House has never closed. Not at night. Not on Christmas. Not during hurricanes. Two: she called me "baby." I am a grown man. I have a mortgage. It repaired something in me I did not know was broken. I ordered hash browns. She said, "Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, or topped?" I did not understand a single word in that sentence. I said, "Yes." She nodded and wrote it down. Apparently that was a correct answer. Then I learned something, and I need you to know I did not invent this. The United States government measures the strength of hurricanes by whether the Waffle House is open. Open: the storm is fine. Limited menu: the storm is serious. Closed: evacuate. It is over. This is called the Waffle House Index. FEMA uses it. FEMA. The disaster agency. Japan built earthquake satellites. America watches a diner. Both systems work. At 3 a.m., the Waffle House contained: two truck drivers. A nurse still in scrubs. Four teenagers in prom clothes. One man who had clearly made several mistakes that evening. And one Japanese man with a notebook. Nobody asked anybody why they were there. At Waffle House, being there is the answer. Then a man at the counter noticed my Alabama shirt. It was a gift. Long story. He did not speak. He pointed at the shirt and shook his head slowly, the way you correct someone in church. Then he said, quietly: "Go Dawgs." I panicked and used the only word I own. "Roll Tide." Every fork in the building stopped. The cook looked up from the eggs. The waitress said, "Baby, no." I understand now. Every state here has its own word. My word is from one state ago. The man bought my waffle anyway. He said, and I am quoting him exactly: "You didn't know. Bless your heart." I have been told that phrase has two meanings. I believe I received the gentle one. I believe.

NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

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Co @aboutABone

12 hours ago

@nocontextmemes pluribus speak

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

19 hours ago

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting. Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye. I asked a woman at the store what it means. She said, "Roll Tide." I asked what it means. She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar." So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list. I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan. I heard it said at a funeral. It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day. I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword. I said it to a cashier. She said it back. I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight. He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight. Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket. I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related. I am also not claiming they are unrelated. A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan. He said, "Roll Tide." He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all. I have been in Alabama eleven days. I have one word. It has been enough for everything. I have started saying it in other states. It does not work in other states. I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around. He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to. I say it anyway.

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Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat

a day ago

You gotta be under a certain body fat percentage to pull off the goatee look

Savage🥀 @ihysavage

a day ago

bro😭😭😭

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Lutras 🇺🇦 @lootrahs

2 days ago

Type of niggas you have to do a project with in community college

maddy @maddy1460341

3 days ago

Me and my friendgroup mog btw

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ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl

3 days ago

Today i learned new American phrase...🗽✨🇺🇸 Type shit！

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Madi @stingyonion

6 days ago

Just remembered this fuck-ass ad on YouTube that was everywhere like ten years ago.

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Co @aboutABone

6 days ago

@celtics @mconley11 Ain’t no way

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Co @aboutABone

a week ago

@wereyboi007 fake and gay

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Gaurav @gvedak

a week ago

A sentence I never thought I’d see in my life

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a week ago

Messi has arrived to Kennesaw State to practice

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ESPN @espn

a week ago

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced. The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.