. @_pearlsofwisdom
An outlet for sharing insightfully dumb quotes. Joined May 2011-
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"Everyone thinks their opinion matters. Don't argue with a nobody. A farmer doesn't bother telling a pig his breath smells like shit."
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If you have a PT Cruiser, the woodgrain on the side move isn't helping.
I want to win a #JessiAfricaTee from @metowestyle & @JESSIMTV
Some asians are really smart and know lots about ..lots. On the other hand, there are some that don't know so much about ..lots.
What's that word called when it is the same forward as backward? You know like racecar? "Polygon"
Why are bike seats so small? Lord knows my ass isn't that tiny. #truth
I like to wear sunglasses, sometimes I feel like I look better with them on.
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