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by talk i mean..TALK not just speak to. but still omfg
it’s so not fair that me and my brother are social little butterflies. bc i can’t talk to his friends and he can’t talk to mine…BITCH WE KNOW EVERYBODY
my family having a crawfish and seafood boil tomorrow and i have to work all day should actually be illegal
i wish i could rt this 1000x
Why I’m crying in this gym .. I know that’s right sis enjoy yo FCKN margarita
this hits so hard! ❤️🔥
tft i’m SOOO allergic to cats but baby mine as if i birthed it myself shows me how much i can love something even when it’s bad for me 😭😭 lord help pls
ever since i don’t have a toxic ass job in my life my skin has been clear…coincidence? i don’t think so
might get twisted off some mikes hard tonight and build legos
Hey just a PSA: do not touch people having seizures unless they are in harms way. Holding our heads when we’re convulsing could cause catastrophic permanent injury. Don’t do this!! Sorry but it’s doing numbers and it’s not the right way to support us!
Me on the jury
oh to touch this again omg
oh to touch this again omg
made the naughty list this year apparently and got the flu for christmas 😭😭 will this year pls end omg
cat goals
phineas and ferb: we're building a rollercoaster today perry's subplot: x.com/_ayomurphys/st…
an entire generation of people are suddenly reading again, bookshops are coming back to life, authors are getting paid truly and from the bottom of my heart please shut the fuck up with this gatekeeping nonsense
an entire generation of people are suddenly reading again, bookshops are coming back to life, authors are getting paid truly and from the bottom of my heart please shut the fuck up with this gatekeeping nonsense
I was just listening to a podcast episode about how Barnes and Noble has essentially come back from the dead. Booktok has helped to actually make books/reading popular again. This is a good thing.
I was just listening to a podcast episode about how Barnes and Noble has essentially come back from the dead. Booktok has helped to actually make books/reading popular again. This is a good thing.
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What maniac was like “yeah go ahead and just toss this in the elementary school library. They’ll love it.”
A visual guide to memorize the Morse code
My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates. The address:
This will look amazing in the Whole Foods parking lot
If that earthquake had waited three days we would have a whole new major religion by now
is this what heaven looks like?
@wednesdaycals No but seriously I keep getting posts from the community in my timeline and I want it off forever😭
@wednesdaycals So I’m not the only one who keeps getting ed and sh twt even though I’ve never interacted with them
I always used to wonder why middle-aged women were so angry all the time. Now I'm a middle-aged woman and I'm like oh this is why
when anyone asks my favourite weather this is it
get the FUCK out my trap house