james @_iwoll

this isn’t a teenage rebellion, this is a call to arms he/him Joined October 2016

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james @_iwoll

16 hours ago

like. like a tortilla wrap.

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james @_iwoll

16 hours ago

teaching a man what a wrap is

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james @_iwoll

17 hours ago

was just ordered to lower the flags for my village. i felt very official in my berks, red adidas shorts, and red cigarettes at sunset sweatshirt. that one’s for you, lady g.

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S.🎧 @1ssve

2 weeks ago

How do you professionally say “the new hire makes more than me and I trained them” in corporate?

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pillow MCR JACK THE RIPPER @pawuwaf

2 weeks ago

when i got crazy wasted and my friend put mcr on to calm me down but i kept trying to touch gerard through the screen

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james @_iwoll

3 weeks ago

“do firemen get sad when they get called for a fire and there isn’t a fire?” YES THEY DO 😭😭😭😭😭

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dispatched said it was a 16YOM with post surgical oral bleeding = post-tonsillectomy hemorrhage. the bleeding stopped before we got there :( patient and family refused transport and treatment :( not that there was anything to treat :(

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james @_iwoll

3 weeks ago

i always get so bummed out when i get paged out to something that could be cool and then it’s nothing ☹️

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Mark @markiplier

13 years ago

#bootyhadmelike

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james @_iwoll

4 weeks ago

fuckin an emo bitch to Helena

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Toby Turner @TobyTurner

4 weeks ago

i’m surrounded by retards cucks and faggots

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ren pulminze @tomdelongeboard

a month ago

i love being gay in gods favorite country milwaukee wisconsin

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james @_iwoll

4 weeks ago

people dying that ain’t ever died before

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james @_iwoll

a month ago

@fagbrainedmutt oh what the fuck

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🧊 @harrysreup

a month ago

I suck at burning bridges man I miss everyone

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james @_iwoll

a month ago

@fagbrainedmutt nah dude and then you always have an inkling that something is about to go wrong. and instead of it being paranoia it’s actually real

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james @_iwoll

a month ago

@fagbrainedmutt it’s just like. it kills the conversation. and now all of us are sad. you don’t want to know, why do you ask? you gain nothing from this

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james @_iwoll

a month ago

whenever someone finds out what i do for a living they always ask what’s the worst thing i’ve ever seen or what’s the craziest thing i saw at work today. i always feel the need to ask if they mean funny, gross, or the real answer. they say real, of course. morbid curiosity.