UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

a day ago

Muslims are always the villains no matter how clear the matter is, while Christians are always the victims

Uwanyin ✨ @AkiangLoveth

3 days ago

Things I learnt on Twitter 😂😭 1. Everybody earns above 500k monthly except me 2. Chicken has no business in soup 3. Egusi & Semo are mid food and I am the only one that eats it😓 4. Everybody is wise and can give you advice 5. ⁠Men don’t like women and women don’t like men.

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

a day ago

@AkiangLoveth Muslims are always the villains no matter how clear the matter is, while christians are always the victims

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Sherifdeen of Nigeria 🇳🇬 @AbuUbayy1

2 days ago

Dear Muslims, ensure you have a wasiyyah written, signed and stamped by you Template, you can also tweak it for your personal use WASIYYAH AFTER MY DEATH In the Name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Especially Merciful. I testify that there is no deity worthy of worship except Allah alone, without partner, and that Muhammad ﷺ is His servant and Messenger. If I die, I ask my family and those responsible for me to fear Allah and follow the Qur’an and authentic Sunnah in everything concerning my death and burial. Please hasten my preparation and burial according to the Sunnah. Wash, shroud, pray over, and bury me without unnecessary delay and without extravagance. Do not wail, slap yourselves, tear your clothes, or engage in any forbidden mourning practices. Be patient and seek reward from Allah. Settle my debts and return any trusts or rights belonging to others from my estate. Then distribute my remaining inheritance according to the laws of Islamic inheritance. Do not organise religious gatherings specifically on the 3rd, 7th, 40th day, or anniversary of my death as a religious practice, and do not spend my wealth on such customs. Make sincere du‘ā for me and give charity on my behalf if you wish. Ask Allah to forgive me, have mercy upon me, make my grave spacious and illuminated, and grant me steadfastness. I ask Allah to make my final words the testimony of Tawheed, forgive my shortcomings, accept my righteous deeds, and grant me Jannatul Firdaus. May Allah keep us firm upon Tawheed and the authentic Sunnah until we meet Him. Ameen.

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

U.I Zoological Garden and one tourist center I think at Adamasigba

Ayo @mariolexxx

2 days ago

Don't come here and lie oo During your primary school where dem carry una go for excursion I'll go first = Railway station

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@Letter_to_Jack dem just bring am nau nau as I type finish sha

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@Letter_to_Jack nah for your side oo e over better here, we just dey enjoy am back 2 back

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

Nah that time pesin go realize say he don mumu

Laurettasaidit🫦 @lauretta_ae

3 days ago

Getting scammed and having to explain exactly how it happened is a different kind of humiliation.😫

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@Barr_pheelz @Onsogbu instead make una all bury una heads out of shame oo. una still dey type, dey defend him.

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@WisecraftX @Onsogbu and your name nah "wisecraft", where the wisdom nah

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@WisecraftX @Onsogbu even with this glaring blunder, una still dey defend am. Ok nah parable e talk nah, we no sabi math I fear u pple🤨

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@realHazeezat Haba who's forcing you? No gree But, do you mind Thaalitha? 🤨

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

How about the sweat that comes out after devouring Amala gbigbona ? wetin the kidney or liver dey talk 4 dat one

Omo Ure @iam__temmyyy

3 days ago

You may start sweating profusely after drinking a cup of herbs. In your small mind, “this thing dey work.” Meanwhile, it’s your kidney or liver saying Salam Alaykum to you. 😌

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@osalucky10 @AsakyGRN You can add to it ko si laifi nbe

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@Agbanaborfs @AsakyGRN omhor😲 E se waa ri bayi nan 😒 Oga o

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 days ago

@superbosschic @AdetayoFunmil3 may we no happy earn Allah' wrath oo

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

7 days ago

@PeterGodwinAmo6 @Mautiin01 Oluwa oo omhor you pple just evil naturally

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

7 days ago

@BenYousef_E as if dem no die oo

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 weeks ago

@Adamthallith abi craving conversation with them, that only them get the vibe. omhor 😪

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 weeks ago

@Nedumooree won tun gbe de oo🥴🥴

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UmmuImaginaryTwins @_JayceeTech01

2 weeks ago

This sounds like people do not die in RCCG Like they have never loose any church member to cancer Yes, stage 4 cancer needs miracle but not without treatment nah Despite knowing his belief, she tweeted this. If it's vice versa now. Cry go surplus.

Bukola Gold @Bukolak4

2 weeks ago

Before it is too late, someone should tell Ogogo's daughter to take him to Redemption City of RCCG asap. No hospital in this country might be capable of handling his case. He needs miracle not treatment