Inter Services Parody Relations @_DGISPR
Not the Official ISPR. A parody account aka Informed ISPR in Multiverse Voice of Dissent 👊 Pakistan Joined June 2021-
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Government of Pakistan has released the pictures of terrorists involved in the attack and killing of 5 x Chinese nationals in Dasu, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province. Pakistani authorities are in touch with @MFA_China - if any member of public witness any of these individuals, do not…
Rawalpindi, 25 March 2024: Armed Forces of Pakistan are aghast at the treatment meted out to terrorists in Russia. COAS Asim Munir Bajwa has urged his Russian Counterpart to ensure captured terrorists are given state protection and protocol like His Highness Ehsan Ullah Ehsan.
Rawalpindi, 17 March 2024: Chief of Army Staff Asim Munir Bajwa today rang Prime Minister of India Narendra Modi and offered services of Pakistan Army for security of the upcoming General Elections in India.
Rawalpindi, 12 March 2024: Chief of Army Staff Asim Munir Bajwa and First Lady Irum Munir Bajwa pictured here during heartfelt and touching moment when both their parents decided against using Askari Condoms.
Rawalpindi, 6 March 2024: Chief of Army Staff Asim Munir Bajwa has approved establishment of Pakistan Maryam Academy (PMA) at Kakul. The newly renovated academy will teach new breed of stray dogs to abduct, threaten & abuse bloody civilians along with signing war surrenders.
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Rawalpindi, 27 February 2024: Pakistan Army is requesting public assistance in search of a missing ex-soldier Asim Munir Bajwa. He was convicted of espionage & sentenced to life imprisonment without possibility of parole by Field General Court Martial on 8th February 2024.
Pakistani Nation in all its glory, pay tribute to late Aaron Bushnell, an active US AirForce soldier who set himself on fire in protest against Palestinian Genocide. Pakistan Army however will continue providing unsanctioned ammunition to terrorists in Middle East and Ukraine.
On special directions given by COAS Asim Munir Bajwa, @BBCWorld was given exclusive footage of 8th Feb attack on establishment through voting. The life long impact has severely crippled the morale of Pakistan Armed Forces. Watch as @Mobeen_Azhar unfolds the exclusive story
Rawalpindi, 18 February 2024: DG ISPR Ahmed Badmash Chaudhry has condemned baseless reports of @X (formerly twitter) being banned in Pakistan. "There is no restriction on any social media. Our porn website ispr.gov.pk is fully operational & accessible" DG ISPR said.
Rawalpindi, PMLN February 2024: Chief of Army Staff Asim Munir Bajwa has thanked allies TTP, Daesh, ISIS and BLA for reducing their terrorist attacks after botched (1+7) Feb polls, as agency personnel battle growing awareness across Pakistan.
Rawalpindi, PMLN February 2024: On special instructions received last night, Pakistan Army has dug graves in front of Press Club, Islamabad. Funeral prayers of Establishment (late) will be offered by citizens of Pakistan, broadcasted live on national & international media.
Rawalpindi, 10 February 2024: Pharaoh of GHQ Male Toilet, GHQ Secretariat has ordered to abduct all winning candidates of a political party. They will be abducted, tortured & made to change loyalties. Stay tuned for more information as we proceed with our mission.
COAS SECRETARIAT GENERAL HEADQUARTERS INTER SERVICES PUBLIC RELATIONS PRESS RELEASE The Chief of Army Staff of the Pakistan Army, General Asim Munir Bajwa has refused to resign after Pakistan Army backed candidates failed to gain majority, in elections mired by violence.
There are reports of a large explosion within General Headquarters, Rawalpindi. Preliminary reports indicate this is not a terrorist attack however additional reinforcements specialising in Global Awareness and Navigational Display (GAND) have been sent as an immediate response.
There are reports of a large explosion within General Headquarters, Rawalpindi. Preliminary reports indicate this is not a terrorist attack however additional reinforcements specialising in Global Awareness and Navigational Display (GAND) have been sent as an immediate response.
On night of 9 February 2024, Terrorists backed by Pakistan Army attacked peaceful protesters in Alpuri, Shangla. During the attack, three brave members of a Political Party peacefully exercising their democratic right embraced Shahadat. إِنَّا لِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُون
Rawalpindi, 9 February 2024: Scientists at United States National Institute of Health (NIH) have discovered that the enzyme that causes pigs to eat their own poop (tatti) consists 100% of Asim Khinzeer Bajwa.
Statement from the Office of Chief Of the Army Staff General Asim Munir Bajwa on General Elections 2024:
Pakistan Army is sending troops to steal Form 45 from the Return Officers at polling stations across Pakistan. No political party (🏏) will be allowed to get away with this brazen Haqeeqi Azaadi. Advisable to stay at home, celebrate or relax, Pakistan Army will take it from here.
Rawalpindi, 8 Feb 2024: Pakistan Army has foiled an attempt by COAS Asim Munir Bajwa to drink bleech in light of recent polling statistics. This setback however should not stop anyone from voting for [Insert Candidates Symbol] for [Insert Political Party].
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