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Just a heads up:
I got really drunk during this week's episode. I'm actually still pretty tipsy right now. You won't want to miss this week's WEEKLY SUPPORTRD
#BreakingNews:
It has been discovered that @JoeBiden has the unique ability to make his bones incredibly weak, on command. It's like a superpower...
More on this, after the Weather
#BreakingNews:
Well, down south we spoke to a man claiming he has an alternative to the new covid vaccine...
"It's much easier to shoot than a vaccine" He says. "Vaccines only work point blank and If the government wants me to inject lead, i might as well do it from 6 feet away"
#BreakingNews:
Dr. Ben Carson recently lost his medical license when the Certification Board realized Carson Could Not Read.
When we asked Dr. Carson how he passed rigorous certification without basic literacy skills, he replied simply "Affirmative Action"
#BreakingNews:
Well, A local Democrat woman was seen in downtown Portland, spray painting the words "Stop Black" across a freshly closed Arby's. Crime Stoppers told us:
“She was last seen wearing absolutely nothing, and holding a sign saying "I'm not a woman 'cause I vote Biden"