Alan Smithee @WasAlanSmithee
I used to be @AlanSmitheeIsMe. Twitter invited me to leave but I snuck back in. You can tell from my tweets, likes & follows where I stand on most things. Corner of Bedlam and Squalor Joined January 2024-
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I really wish I hadn’t found out about #IHopeKristiNoemGetsEatenByAPackOfRabidWolves It’s been a source of great aggravation.
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My phone and watch are at the same battery level. That plus I plugged a usb in on the first try. I’m unstoppable today!
Alan Smithee retweeted
I suggest to anyone concerned about saving Democracy give @electroboyusa a follow.
Alan Smithee retweeted
Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito need to be impeached when Dems take the House, Senate AND the WH on November 5th.
Let's talk about Biden, privacy, and limitations.... youtu.be/-kM5PVxHCEM?si… via @YouTube
Alan Smithee retweeted
Biden: "It was a political deal to get rid of Roe, a political deal Trump made with the evangelical base of the Republican Party to look past his moral and character flaws in exchange for his commitment to appoint justices to SCOTUS who would overturn Roe."
I went to a zoo that only had one animal and that was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Worn Out - Hans Anderson Brendekilde
To all the Trump chumps whinging that, “If they can do it to him, they can do it to you!”, you have it completely backwards. They already can do it to them so they fucking well better be able to do it to HIM.
We really MUST change the demographic of U.S. Congress Right-Winger Tries To Take On Katie Porter... INSTANTLY Regrets It youtu.be/d59kfp7CNCk?si… via @YouTube
Billie Jean getting slapped around youtu.be/OFnmD5QSOIo?si…
Have the bailiff stand behind the defendant with an air horn to help him stay awake?
Not blood letting?
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. She’s starting to sound just like my wife 🙄
Mel Cav 🌻💙🏳�.. @mjcavallone
7K Followers 8K Following Dem, vote BLUE! GenX mom of 3 GenZ. Meidas Mighty. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦💙🟧 Reiki Master w/an MBA. Owned by a pibble & 🐈⬛🐈. Poll worker.
everydaycantbethesame @momnevafogoten1
1K Followers 7K Following Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious
Alan "DontLookAway" D.. @ad81109
61K Followers 35K Following 84 yrs old, tired, back on the corner advocating for my immigrant sisters and brothers. Don't have much left to give, but I've decided to give it all.
John @SutorJsutor502
3K Followers 4K Following VN Combat Veteran A/2/502 PIR 101st Abn 🦅1966 Retired Union Carpenter FTG Back 🇺🇦 Uphold Democracy VoteVets 🖕P01135809 I took photo up top my Plt
CAT - (CAThy) 🟧 �.. @Real_Chatty_Cat
51K Followers 49K Following Researcher/MLIS Librarian/reader & eternal optimist 👣Followed by: @amyklobuchar @nancysinatra @donwinslow - 🚫PACS 🚫DMs #Resist #BLM #BidenHarris2024
Cool Owl @OneCoolOwl
186 Followers 598 Following LGBTQIA+ EQUALITY 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦 Gay Married Liberal Veteran Vaxed Boosted He/Him BLOCKING WHINY MAGA CHUDS - STAY MAD ABOUT PRONOUNS AND VACCINES 😂
Sherrie Adams @Sherrie36226046
9K Followers 10K Following Being a Gigi is my life! Equal rights! Hate the cruelty! I didn’t leave my party, my party left me! Left leaning independent! Pro democracy! No Dms!
Sick Of The Bullshit .. @fuckadoodledoom
6K Followers 5K Following I've got 91 problems, but a felony ain't 1! Sarcastabitch #420 #Liberal #SlavaUkraine #FuckTrump #BlockElon #Atheist #FuckTheNRA #LGBTQIA #BidenHarris2024
Lars Ovton 💙🇺�.. @LarsOv41
2K Followers 4K Following #VoteBlue #FBR I'm a meme beam against the machine! Viking in Vinland trying to make it to Valhalla. DECENT White vs Deplorable ones. In Elmo's sewer till🌊Nov.
Kool Karyn ☮️ �.. @koolkaryn
107K Followers 104K Following #ResisterSister 💕 #49ers4Life ❤️#BLM #VoteBlue #GoodTrouble Speak your mind even if your voice shakes! RBG
American without Repr.. @michelle72767
2K Followers 2K Following Pediatric Oncology Research, Wife to 1 💍 Mom to 5, Matriarch to 20 🧓🏼 “Fake news”=“Propaganda”. Call it out!✊🏻 #BLM #Resist
Firehawk @FirehawkJw
26K Followers 26K Following BSBA Finance, MBA. Truth Matters. Animal lover. Musk is a Dick! Equality for All! 🚫soliciting. 🇺🇦 💙🌊 Same handle on Threads & Bluesky ⚡#BlueStormFriends⚡
Shay's bullfrog @shays_bullfrog
22K Followers 22K Following I Vote Blue 💙, Caretaker of the wild things🐝, Cat mom, BS/MA, 📚 Books and Vinyl, ❤️Huskers 🏈🤍, 🌬🌱🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 #Resist #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
Andreas R., democracy.. @AndreasReiche31
401 Followers 666 Following #IStandwithTrudeau, #NeverVoteConservative, Vote Biden/Harris, #91Indictments, #BleepTheConvoy, #PutinTerrorist
Tatyana @CrossApproved
4K Followers 1K Following ❤️🇺🇸Educated and grateful, 🌿 Daughter, Mother! Designer - runs her own cafe, 🥰 Music lover, healthy woman 🥰🤗😊 Cheers! ☕️🚫Porn
TAS @STJ_beerman
34K Followers 37K Following Biologist 🍺 & 🐶 & 🌊 lover. Husband & father. Be nice, until it’s time to not be nice. #conservation #climate #science
Senior Cancel @SeniorCancel
5K Followers 5K Following STANDUP COMEDIAN || ACTOR || PRODUCER || DIRECTOR || PODCASTER 👉Res ipsa loquitur...."Facts speak for themselves"🔥 FOLLOW4FOLLOW | I FOLLOW BACK
Michelle de los Santo.. @Michell56246709
5K Followers 5K Following Humanist. Equal Rights. Pro Democracy. Pro 🇺🇦 Fella. Ally. Over-thinking Snarky Nerd. Peace through strength. No Red bullies. Putin is an asshole. IFB 💙🌊
Granny Tree @TheresaLynskey1
2K Followers 3K Following 🌊💯 💙 🌊 2024 100% left Democrat. animal lover Dogs 🚫 Maga
Chris Rodocker @Rodenhaven
2K Followers 2K Following Just minding my own business, like I always do. 🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🇭🇷 Montani Semper Liberi #BeKind No Bots or DMs. Blocks suspect accounts. May the sauce be with you.
LydiaOLydia @I alread.. @LindaWh000012
723 Followers 1K Following 🇨🇦 Woman, pro-science, pro-environment, people-over-profits, Never Vote Con, not interested in your conspiracy b.s. I block anti-vaxxers & racists 🇺🇦
ささかま🌻💙�.. @kuisnonduality
11K Followers 12K Following “Freedom is not a state, it is an act.”- Rep. John Lewis / She, her / A blue dot in Japan🌸/Sending 🫶💞 to the Dems & Blue Heroes🩵🌊🌈 #VoteBlue2024 🟧MAGAs🚫
novus @novus08297901
11K Followers 11K Following Exhausted by the R’s and especially the Trumps 🇺🇦 🌊💙🚴🏌️🎣 🧘resist, BLM, stop Asian hate, LGBTQ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, Pro choice.
LexusNexus @LexusvNexus
4K Followers 4K Following Lawyer, mathematician, writer. Tolerant and Inclusive. Abhor racism and bigotry. #ProChoice #AnnulTrump #CancelGOP #EqualRights #EqualJustice #VoteBlue
Christine Supports Uk.. @ctnyholm1
13K Followers 14K Following A vote for a Republican is a vote for Putin. The Republican Party has been devoured by the monster they created and it’s time to take our country back!
Johnny #FBR @johnny3Ko
3K Followers 3K Following #LiberalsUnite #UniteBlue #Progressive #FBR #BlueWave #VoteBlue 🌊
Elsbeth Meier - Sam �.. @CanMoveNow
11K Followers 11K Following Medical #Cannabis Advocate #Fibromyalgia Warrior My recovery 🛌 ♿️💃proof of #marijuana’s potential! Lover of 🌎 & animals 🐈🐕. Lifelong 💙 part #BlueWave 🌊!
Jürgen Reinhard 💙.. @DailyKotzn
8K Followers 8K Following Universal democrat, European 🚫MAGAites & other idiots; Nazis, fascists, racists, bigots; Tories & Brexshitters; crypto, cams; No DMs & lists please
PauloTech 🇨🇲 �.. @ngwapaulo
7K Followers 7K Following #Entrepreneur, #Philanthropist, #Real Madridista Fan, #voteblue 💙💙, #Investor #FoodSafety, #IT Enthusiast, #AnimalLover, #CyberSecurity, #Travelling #IFB
Cynic @CynicWalton
3K Followers 3K Following Independent Data Analyst since 1995. If you are a good person, follow me. I will follow you back. 🚫 bots/porn pls. 🌊🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈💙🥶
Lindylou 🟧☮️�.. @lindylou425
6K Followers 7K Following Proud Wife, Mom and true BLUE Dem always!💙🟦🌊, Love animals 🐕 🐈 🚫No DM’s, you will be blocked! #Bluestormfriends #SEBSFRIENDS
M.aurea C.A. @mariaaureacava1
7K Followers 6K Following I'm just a common, anonymous human being concerned about the fate of humanity.
Steve Nicholson @stevenich40
11K Followers 11K Following Democrat All about the blue. 🚫Crypto . Married with children/grandchildren .Following S.F.Giants, 49ers and Warriors. Biden/Harris. 💙 Gun Reform 💙 Climate 💙
phil doty @philipdoty
29K Followers 31K Following Proactive, Retired Project Manager, 💙🌊🏒⛳️, 🟦🚫DM, ALM, Resist Republicans, woke & obviously Pro Choice. Working on getting ready for 2024 one day at a time.
Rod @rodj422
3K Followers 5K Following Small business owner. Liberal and Woke AF. MAGA is a social cancer. Racists are the worst people on the planet. Get rid of Trump so America can heal.💙🌊
🩵Lowrie @LoveMissMillie
6K Followers 6K Following #BidenHarris2024 #BlueCrew 🌊🌊 Resistance - Travel - Adoptee - Pro Choice -BLM - LGBTQ - Ukraine 🚫 No Lists🚫 No Porn🚫DM Women's Rights Are Human Rights
F A S Miller @ReallyFASMiller
15K Followers 14K Following (Frankie) Storyteller: ✒️🎭🎥🎬 #SEBSFRIENDS 🌊💙For social equality, justice, and democracy. 👀on 🇺🇲, 🇬🇧, and the 🌎 🚫MAGA-Tories/Porn/Public Lists
☘️ Fighting Irish.. @LakerPatrick
7K Followers 7K Following #VoteBlueIn2024🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸 #BidenHarris🇺🇸 #DefendDemocracy🇺🇸💙 #GodFirst #OutdoorsMan #HarleyGuy #TrumpIsATraitorAndALoser #JustALittleDirty🍸No MAGA Zone..!
Carol Van Neste 🌊�.. @CarolJo_
13K Followers 13K Following “Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows" Just trying to live and love life. No DMS!! ❌ Sober since 5th February 2006. #RecoveryPosse #Resist
sam_apoch🌹 @latinlingo72
6K Followers 7K Following To know me is to love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.
Willow the Wiccan @wiccanwillow186
4K Followers 4K Following Democrat, Wiccan, protector of Mother Earth #Prochoice #BlueCrew Bodily autonomy for women VOTE BLUE down the ballot. May the mother bless you all.
rosemary sullivan @rosemarysulliv1
15K Followers 12K Following No DMs. Resist!! International traveler and currently proud to be back in my home state. Bleeds blue.🌊 🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙🌞🌞🌞
YvonneGA @energyis4real
12K Followers 13K Following SOLID DEMOCRAT #RidenwithBiden #VoteBlue #DemValues 🚫NO DM’s #BlueCrew #BIDEN/HARRIS 2024 "THE WORLD IS CRUEL, THEREFORE I WON'T BE" RIP TG
Deb K @MomMom2DJ
3K Followers 4K Following ♥Jesus, Fam.,Pets, Wildlife, Nature, ♪ & All ARTS #Green Anti #Fracking Hate Cancer,Bullying & Snobs. 💖Gardening,Reading, Antiques,Rockhound,Horror movies. 🌊
roach1 @roach12835561
4K Followers 6K Following Practicing Retirement, Professional Loafer, Professional Procrastinator. Procrastinator's Unite Tomorrow! #Progressive! #VOTEBLUE #SteelersNation!
Absolutely Bill's Moo.. @sydlexic
1K Followers 3K Following Everyone has reasons for being neurotic, but that's no excuse for being an asshole. Corollary: Everyone's an asshole sometimes.
DoodahBlueDot @DoodahBoy
1K Followers 2K Following Happily married, socially awkward nerd, D&D DM but won't reply to DMs, cat owner, blue voter, frustrated chef, used to be /podunkboy 💙♌ NO BOTS!
Mel Cav 🌻💙🏳�.. @mjcavallone
7K Followers 8K Following Dem, vote BLUE! GenX mom of 3 GenZ. Meidas Mighty. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦💙🟧 Reiki Master w/an MBA. Owned by a pibble & 🐈⬛🐈. Poll worker.
everydaycantbethesame @momnevafogoten1
1K Followers 7K Following Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious
John @SutorJsutor502
3K Followers 4K Following VN Combat Veteran A/2/502 PIR 101st Abn 🦅1966 Retired Union Carpenter FTG Back 🇺🇦 Uphold Democracy VoteVets 🖕P01135809 I took photo up top my Plt
Alan "DontLookAway" D.. @ad81109
61K Followers 35K Following 84 yrs old, tired, back on the corner advocating for my immigrant sisters and brothers. Don't have much left to give, but I've decided to give it all.
Alex Cole @acnewsitics
132K Followers 34K Following Software Engineer, Pilot, Editor at @newsitics Super sweet political gear 👉 https://t.co/FRz6vDenBM 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 #resist
Cool Owl @OneCoolOwl
186 Followers 598 Following LGBTQIA+ EQUALITY 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦 Gay Married Liberal Veteran Vaxed Boosted He/Him BLOCKING WHINY MAGA CHUDS - STAY MAD ABOUT PRONOUNS AND VACCINES 😂
Sherrie Adams @Sherrie36226046
9K Followers 10K Following Being a Gigi is my life! Equal rights! Hate the cruelty! I didn’t leave my party, my party left me! Left leaning independent! Pro democracy! No Dms!
Lars Ovton 💙🇺�.. @LarsOv41
2K Followers 4K Following #VoteBlue #FBR I'm a meme beam against the machine! Viking in Vinland trying to make it to Valhalla. DECENT White vs Deplorable ones. In Elmo's sewer till🌊Nov.
coolchange. @goneforever1200
2K Followers 3K Following Democrat hater of Trump. Autism Awareness. Nature lover and backyard bird expert.
American without Repr.. @michelle72767
2K Followers 2K Following Pediatric Oncology Research, Wife to 1 💍 Mom to 5, Matriarch to 20 🧓🏼 “Fake news”=“Propaganda”. Call it out!✊🏻 #BLM #Resist
Firehawk @FirehawkJw
26K Followers 26K Following BSBA Finance, MBA. Truth Matters. Animal lover. Musk is a Dick! Equality for All! 🚫soliciting. 🇺🇦 💙🌊 Same handle on Threads & Bluesky ⚡#BlueStormFriends⚡
Shay's bullfrog @shays_bullfrog
22K Followers 22K Following I Vote Blue 💙, Caretaker of the wild things🐝, Cat mom, BS/MA, 📚 Books and Vinyl, ❤️Huskers 🏈🤍, 🌬🌱🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 #Resist #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
Andreas R., democracy.. @AndreasReiche31
401 Followers 666 Following #IStandwithTrudeau, #NeverVoteConservative, Vote Biden/Harris, #91Indictments, #BleepTheConvoy, #PutinTerrorist
Tatyana @CrossApproved
4K Followers 1K Following ❤️🇺🇸Educated and grateful, 🌿 Daughter, Mother! Designer - runs her own cafe, 🥰 Music lover, healthy woman 🥰🤗😊 Cheers! ☕️🚫Porn
TAS @STJ_beerman
34K Followers 37K Following Biologist 🍺 & 🐶 & 🌊 lover. Husband & father. Be nice, until it’s time to not be nice. #conservation #climate #science
Senior Cancel @SeniorCancel
5K Followers 5K Following STANDUP COMEDIAN || ACTOR || PRODUCER || DIRECTOR || PODCASTER 👉Res ipsa loquitur...."Facts speak for themselves"🔥 FOLLOW4FOLLOW | I FOLLOW BACK
Michelle de los Santo.. @Michell56246709
5K Followers 5K Following Humanist. Equal Rights. Pro Democracy. Pro 🇺🇦 Fella. Ally. Over-thinking Snarky Nerd. Peace through strength. No Red bullies. Putin is an asshole. IFB 💙🌊
Sick Of The Bullshit .. @fuckadoodledoom
6K Followers 5K Following I've got 91 problems, but a felony ain't 1! Sarcastabitch #420 #Liberal #SlavaUkraine #FuckTrump #BlockElon #Atheist #FuckTheNRA #LGBTQIA #BidenHarris2024
Granny Tree @TheresaLynskey1
2K Followers 3K Following 🌊💯 💙 🌊 2024 100% left Democrat. animal lover Dogs 🚫 Maga
Chris Rodocker @Rodenhaven
2K Followers 2K Following Just minding my own business, like I always do. 🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🇭🇷 Montani Semper Liberi #BeKind No Bots or DMs. Blocks suspect accounts. May the sauce be with you.
LydiaOLydia @I alread.. @LindaWh000012
723 Followers 1K Following 🇨🇦 Woman, pro-science, pro-environment, people-over-profits, Never Vote Con, not interested in your conspiracy b.s. I block anti-vaxxers & racists 🇺🇦
ささかま🌻💙�.. @kuisnonduality
11K Followers 12K Following “Freedom is not a state, it is an act.”- Rep. John Lewis / She, her / A blue dot in Japan🌸/Sending 🫶💞 to the Dems & Blue Heroes🩵🌊🌈 #VoteBlue2024 🟧MAGAs🚫
novus @novus08297901
11K Followers 11K Following Exhausted by the R’s and especially the Trumps 🇺🇦 🌊💙🚴🏌️🎣 🧘resist, BLM, stop Asian hate, LGBTQ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, Pro choice.
LexusNexus @LexusvNexus
4K Followers 4K Following Lawyer, mathematician, writer. Tolerant and Inclusive. Abhor racism and bigotry. #ProChoice #AnnulTrump #CancelGOP #EqualRights #EqualJustice #VoteBlue
YvonneGA @energyis4real
12K Followers 13K Following SOLID DEMOCRAT #RidenwithBiden #VoteBlue #DemValues 🚫NO DM’s #BlueCrew #BIDEN/HARRIS 2024 "THE WORLD IS CRUEL, THEREFORE I WON'T BE" RIP TG
Christine Supports Uk.. @ctnyholm1
13K Followers 14K Following A vote for a Republican is a vote for Putin. The Republican Party has been devoured by the monster they created and it’s time to take our country back!
Johnny #FBR @johnny3Ko
3K Followers 3K Following #LiberalsUnite #UniteBlue #Progressive #FBR #BlueWave #VoteBlue 🌊
Elsbeth Meier - Sam �.. @CanMoveNow
11K Followers 11K Following Medical #Cannabis Advocate #Fibromyalgia Warrior My recovery 🛌 ♿️💃proof of #marijuana’s potential! Lover of 🌎 & animals 🐈🐕. Lifelong 💙 part #BlueWave 🌊!
Jürgen Reinhard 💙.. @DailyKotzn
8K Followers 8K Following Universal democrat, European 🚫MAGAites & other idiots; Nazis, fascists, racists, bigots; Tories & Brexshitters; crypto, cams; No DMs & lists please
PauloTech 🇨🇲 �.. @ngwapaulo
7K Followers 7K Following #Entrepreneur, #Philanthropist, #Real Madridista Fan, #voteblue 💙💙, #Investor #FoodSafety, #IT Enthusiast, #AnimalLover, #CyberSecurity, #Travelling #IFB
Cynic @CynicWalton
3K Followers 3K Following Independent Data Analyst since 1995. If you are a good person, follow me. I will follow you back. 🚫 bots/porn pls. 🌊🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈💙🥶
Lindylou 🟧☮️�.. @lindylou425
6K Followers 7K Following Proud Wife, Mom and true BLUE Dem always!💙🟦🌊, Love animals 🐕 🐈 🚫No DM’s, you will be blocked! #Bluestormfriends #SEBSFRIENDS
M.aurea C.A. @mariaaureacava1
7K Followers 6K Following I'm just a common, anonymous human being concerned about the fate of humanity.
Steve Nicholson @stevenich40
11K Followers 11K Following Democrat All about the blue. 🚫Crypto . Married with children/grandchildren .Following S.F.Giants, 49ers and Warriors. Biden/Harris. 💙 Gun Reform 💙 Climate 💙
phil doty @philipdoty
29K Followers 31K Following Proactive, Retired Project Manager, 💙🌊🏒⛳️, 🟦🚫DM, ALM, Resist Republicans, woke & obviously Pro Choice. Working on getting ready for 2024 one day at a time.
sam_apoch🌹 @latinlingo72
6K Followers 7K Following To know me is to love me or hate me. There is no middle ground.
Carol Van Neste 🌊�.. @CarolJo_
13K Followers 13K Following “Kindness is the sunshine in which virtue grows" Just trying to live and love life. No DMS!! ❌ Sober since 5th February 2006. #RecoveryPosse #Resist
☘️ Fighting Irish.. @LakerPatrick
7K Followers 7K Following #VoteBlueIn2024🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸 #BidenHarris🇺🇸 #DefendDemocracy🇺🇸💙 #GodFirst #OutdoorsMan #HarleyGuy #TrumpIsATraitorAndALoser #JustALittleDirty🍸No MAGA Zone..!
F A S Miller @ReallyFASMiller
15K Followers 14K Following (Frankie) Storyteller: ✒️🎭🎥🎬 #SEBSFRIENDS 🌊💙For social equality, justice, and democracy. 👀on 🇺🇲, 🇬🇧, and the 🌎 🚫MAGA-Tories/Porn/Public Lists
🩵Lowrie @LoveMissMillie
6K Followers 6K Following #BidenHarris2024 #BlueCrew 🌊🌊 Resistance - Travel - Adoptee - Pro Choice -BLM - LGBTQ - Ukraine 🚫 No Lists🚫 No Porn🚫DM Women's Rights Are Human Rights
Rod @rodj422
3K Followers 5K Following Small business owner. Liberal and Woke AF. MAGA is a social cancer. Racists are the worst people on the planet. Get rid of Trump so America can heal.💙🌊
Willow the Wiccan @wiccanwillow186
4K Followers 4K Following Democrat, Wiccan, protector of Mother Earth #Prochoice #BlueCrew Bodily autonomy for women VOTE BLUE down the ballot. May the mother bless you all.
rosemary sullivan @rosemarysulliv1
15K Followers 12K Following No DMs. Resist!! International traveler and currently proud to be back in my home state. Bleeds blue.🌊 🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙🌞🌞🌞
Deb K @MomMom2DJ
3K Followers 4K Following ♥Jesus, Fam.,Pets, Wildlife, Nature, ♪ & All ARTS #Green Anti #Fracking Hate Cancer,Bullying & Snobs. 💖Gardening,Reading, Antiques,Rockhound,Horror movies. 🌊
roach1 @roach12835561
4K Followers 6K Following Practicing Retirement, Professional Loafer, Professional Procrastinator. Procrastinator's Unite Tomorrow! #Progressive! #VOTEBLUE #SteelersNation!
Absolutely Bill's Moo.. @sydlexic
1K Followers 3K Following Everyone has reasons for being neurotic, but that's no excuse for being an asshole. Corollary: Everyone's an asshole sometimes.
jamie smallwood @jamiesmallwoo15
5K Followers 5K Following Retired RN #BidenHarris2024 🌊🌊🌊 TRUE BLUE💙💙💙💯 #JackSmithFan #SEBSFRIENDS
DoodahBlueDot @DoodahBoy
1K Followers 2K Following Happily married, socially awkward nerd, D&D DM but won't reply to DMs, cat owner, blue voter, frustrated chef, used to be /podunkboy 💙♌ NO BOTS!
Cindy @cynalbr
9K Followers 9K Following Loves the Saints, Tigers and anything New Orleans ⚜️ NO DMs. 💙 #BlueBrigade
@WasAlanSmithee 🤣🤣🤣 did you escape, or are you tweeting from jail?
Beautiful morning for a jog. But first the coffee. ☕️☕️
So, I’m 57 and just realizing I have adhd. It’s bizarre to be finding this out so late in life. Looking back I’m wondering how nobody knew or told me. My ex wife used to say I was exhausting to watch etc. I know it’s no big deal but the racing/scattered mind is annoying af.
By the way... cats can be derpy too 🤭
Mmm fresh homomade beef jerky for breakfast.
Jeanine is drunk again 🙅♀️
Jeanine: The people who are doing it have got to be punished for what they’re doing because it’s a violation of all of his constitutional rights
Stop the inbreeding for fuck's sake! The six fingers makes perfect sense.
Seeking one night stand, possibly two, because I have two lamps.
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I have an unruly, untrainable asshole of a dog, and 12 years later Frank Sinatra the Merle chihuahua still has a safe lovable home. #kristikillspullies #KristiNoem
Elon apparently displaying his fantasies while trying to act tough 😹
My sweet Lab, Zoe, hated water and she didn't fetch. She didn't follow directions and made lots of messes... If you left your purse within her reach, she would dig thru it & find your gum. I'm so very thankful that I was given the gift of being her mom, instead of @GovKristiNoem
The human gaffe...ffs!
Always a POS. Always had been, always will be .
A framed picture of who he cheated on her with this week.
What did Trump give Melania for her birthday?
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