Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

Been the target of a life-long witch hunt even though I’m the best, smartest, most stable, most successful genius ever. (Attempted satire) Mar-a-Lago (golf course) Joined December 2018

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

I will request that the TSA give this American hero a break; he earned that launcher fair and square! #SouvenirsForHeroes

The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

I will request that the TSA give this American hero a break; he earned that launcher fair and square! #SouvenirsForHeroes

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Are you kidding me, son!? You know full well that I do WAY more attacking on other people than the news does on me. At least they base their news on facts. I just pull opinions out of my ass because I can’t handle criticism due to extreme insecurity!

Eric Trump @EricTrump

5 years ago

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Jimbo, did the SC or did the SC *NOT* determine they could clear me of collusion? And I definitely obstructed justice...I may actually be doing that as I type, I’m not even sure anymore...you have to keep up here! SAD.

Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan

5 years ago

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Yes, 6 years total! I’ve already written my resignation letter post-dated January 20, 2023 (too many unwinnable court cases headed my way soon 🤪)! #MAGA

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

Yes, 6 years total! I’ve already written my resignation letter post-dated January 20, 2023 (too many unwinnable court cases headed my way soon 🤪)! #MAGA

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Exactly Jammin Jim! Release the Mueller report in full!

Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan

5 years ago

Exactly Jammin Jim! Release the Mueller report in full!

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

That’s right! Don’t worry about the fact that ideologies don’t reside in physical form (as I always remind all the so-called experts)...we will figuratively wipe it from the earth!

Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived @PressSec45

5 years ago

That’s right! Don’t worry about the fact that ideologies don’t reside in physical form (as I always remind all the so-called experts)...we will figuratively wipe it from the earth!

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Sean, baby, I don’t think this is what you think it is. (Trying to keep this one on the ‘settled out of court’ list 🤞🏻)

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

I don’t know how many times I have to tell you to lock it up, Rudy. I thought we gave this guy a painted counter tile and told him it was a phone 2 months ago. How is he even tweeting?

Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani

5 years ago

I don’t know how many times I have to tell you to lock it up, Rudy. I thought we gave this guy a painted counter tile and told him it was a phone 2 months ago. How is he even tweeting?

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Indeed it is! Now I can actually use the DOJ as my own personal squad. Goodbye political enemies! Hello presidential term amendment, pardons for my peeps (Mana, RG Stone, y’all know), and some juicy biz deals with VVP!

Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived @PressSec45

5 years ago

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

How many times do I have to say it?! Can’t. 👏Trust. 👏No. 👏Career. 👏Public. 👏Servants. 👏Only. 👏Rich. 👏Guys. 👏Like. 👏Me.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

How many times do I have to say it?! Can’t. 👏Trust. 👏No. 👏Career. 👏Public. 👏Servants. 👏Only. 👏Rich. 👏Guys. 👏Like. 👏Me.

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

I love this. No need for any actual facts in fact-checking. Just tell “FALSE” or “WRONG” and we own the libs. BOOM!💥

Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet

5 years ago

I love this. No need for any actual facts in fact-checking. Just tell “FALSE” or “WRONG” and we own the libs. BOOM!💥

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

WRONG.

CNN @CNN

5 years ago

WRONG.

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

All of these "legal experts" claim that my son and bearer of my great name, @DonaldJTrumpJr, met with Ms Butina so she could introduce him to key Ruski players. WRONG! My son INTRODUCED BUTINA TO THEM! We've had the Russians in our pocket for ages, it only costs 80% of our profit

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Speaking of which, Ms Butina will make a terrific chief of staff in 2019 and beyond.

CNN @CNN

5 years ago

Speaking of which, Ms Butina will make a terrific chief of staff in 2019 and beyond.

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Can’t wait to retire there!

Russian Embassy, UK @RussianEmbassy

5 years ago

Can’t wait to retire there!

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

And don’t even try to say this tweet indicates a failure to have any ethical bearings or moral compass. The key thing is NO SMOCKING GUN! I should just be my own lawyer FFS.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

And don’t even try to say this tweet indicates a failure to have any ethical bearings or moral compass. The key thing is NO SMOCKING GUN! I should just be my own lawyer FFS.

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Individual_1 @WHBurgerKing

5 years ago

Just can’t say it enough. NO SMOCKING GUN. I mean sure, I made some private transactions that prevented the release of information of serious misconduct that may have reflected negatively on a large portion of my constituency, but it’s not a smocking gun of collusion.